I bought a car for my bumpersticker
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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so, does an amputee wear a lowercase "r" shirt?
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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my evil twin is clean shaven.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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a t-shirt slogan will never change the world.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I'm a hybrid. The bee's knees & the cat's meow.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Toss me a keytar and let's get this party started!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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These glasses keep my laser vision from destroying you
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Media Misinformed Malcontent
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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This is my only shirt that doesn't have a unicorn on it.
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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Pizzazz is just sleepy pizza.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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You can't have pizzazz without pizza!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Servings per container...1
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Money can't get you happiness. Happiness can't get you money.
of 73 votes, 18% like it
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Gold Stars = Self-Esteem!
of 73 votes, 21% like it
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A moustache is a mullet for your face
of 112 votes, 17% like it
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TV doesn't judge me. It just places me into a demographic.
of 111 votes, 21% like it
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shift+1=excitement
of 99 votes, 14% like it
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A spoonful of sugar does not taste as good as it sounds
of 122 votes, 42% like it
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It's easier to fail
of 100 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is tucked into my underpants
of 110 votes, 17% like it
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Mr. Rogers ran me out of his neighborhood
of 108 votes, 17% like it
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Tact is for those too dumb to use sarcasm
of 108 votes, 26% like it
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Someone call me butter. Because I'm on a roll!
of 113 votes, 22% like it
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One of my best friends is white!
of 115 votes, 22% like it
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Revolutionary. Just don't ask me to do anyting.
of 108 votes, 15% like it
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Don't drive angry
of 102 votes, 16% like it
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I also come in bite-sized.
of 103 votes, 14% like it
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If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
of 126 votes, 37% like it
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