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Cypress
aka theodore mongouse is a 18.46 year old boy, has been a member since November 22, 2005, has scored 253 submissions, giving an average score of 3.34.
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your'e lookin techno funk sexalicious today
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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i everything i know today, i learned from wikipedia
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Hey ya'll, im in the s'th sitting on my c'ch
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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who elses is trying to keep a low profile?
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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today, i went comando
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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i really hate overly negative people
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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my sundial is more old school then your watch
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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forget religion, worded t-shirts are the opiate of the masses
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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i cant breakdance, but i can have coordinated seizures
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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the amish are the best at everything
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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if you like pie raise your hand
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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i'll let you win
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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i break for walls
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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VIVE LA_________
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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why doesn't water polo have horses?
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Bruce Lee could sooooo beat up Chuck Norris
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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change yourself and change the world
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Tennis would be better with grenades
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Win a fist in the face!
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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no job, no money, no girl, but less work for me
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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... It involves less clothes.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Fun first, Saftey last
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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inteligent design wouldn't make something this stupid
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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dont wait for sleep to come to you, you go to sleep!
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Relax, youve still got eight minutes
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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:) :( Digtial Drama
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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we may have lost the war and the battle, but we got his shoe
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Club Sandwich: Members Only
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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nuclear winter = SNOW BALL FIGHT
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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even a broken clock is right twice
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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this is not a squirell
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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clouds hold the answers
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Im high on life and drunk on the American dream
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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if you build it, you'll have less space
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Tommorows Yesterday Today
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Pop'in Fresh
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
don't mess with Amish
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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dust to dust, jello to jello
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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how did this shirt get on me?
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I Will Destroy You! maybe
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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if an ambualnce and a hearse had a kid, what would it look like?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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if i am elected president, everyone will get laid
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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if you can read this, im skipping work
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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if you can read this, you may cualify as a librarian
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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if you go east enough youre in the west
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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In Evil We Trust
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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in my world, everyone wears this t shirt
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Irish scientists are not to be contained
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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James Bond is a penguin
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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java script is a coffee filter
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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just think for a second, but not to hard
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Las Vegas, 1 city, 1 million broken dreams
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Leperchauns aren't so special, just cons with leperacy
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Let the fools fight an when its all said n' done, loot the losers
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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like a bucket of fish
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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look at it glow
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Love is Life
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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melting the sun
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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my Heaven is called Valhalla
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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my illegitament kid can beat up your illegitament kid
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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never fear, im here
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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never fear, that guys here
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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no one died when clinton lied, but someone did get banged
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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PS: take out Q, R and the alphabet would look like this
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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randomness is a virtue, when you eat it comes back out
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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rewind evolution and the fish will eat you
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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SAY WHAT AGAIN!!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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shhhhhhhh....its a war zone
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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stalk your dreams
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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talking trees = one damn loud forest
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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the story of my life: machine wash, tumble dry
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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the world needs to pick one language, how bout pig latin?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/210940/Cypress
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im a kid
who lives in St.croix
in the USVI
and i
think
im not that bad
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