I'd recommend reading through this OP thoroughly before you post, else you may become lost beyond salvation. Seriously. If you don't read carefully, and you play this, you may end up crying...though since this has never been done before, maybe it'll turn out to be really easy, and I'll wish I'd made the goal higher, and this ominous introduction will prove needless. Oh well. Here we go.

Every page allows 50 posts, and the position of each post on any given pages correlates to its value for the game (i.e.: first post on a page is worth 1, last post on a page is worth 50). The first person to reach a cumulative score of exactly 100 wins my next set of STPs, to be paid out assumably within the next few weeks.

Now. Listen.

Every time you post in this blog you impact your score. You cannot leave out posts that you've made when calculating your current score. If you go over 100, subtract 100 from your total to get your current working score. This means that a total of 101 is equivalent to a current score of 1, and a total of 150 is equivalent to a current score of 50, etc.

When you think you have won: submit a post expressing that you believe you have won, ENTIRELY IN BOLD. This one bold post is special. It does two things:
1. Doesn't count toward your score.
2. Eliminates you from the competition, making any future posts uncountable for the purpose of the game (so you can't accidentally lose after you demand a check).

This is where I swoop in and add up the values of every post you've made in this blog up until, but not including, that one bold post of yours. So if you're right, you win. If you're wrong, you don't get another chance.

THINGS YOU WILL DEFINITELY WANT TO KEEP IN MIND:
1. Keep track of your own score. I sure as hell won't be. I just swoop in to occasionally to verify stuff. Also, I doubt you can win without doing that.
2. Put your request post for a victory count in bold. If it is not in bold, I will ignore you and that post will be considered a calculable component of your score. Since I won't be doing a count if you mess it up, you're free to keep playing.
3. No spamming. All posts must be distinct, complete sentences made up of more than one real word.

So, was all that reading worth a potential 3 dollars? Well, hey, hopefully it'll be fun, too. And on an unrelated note, I'm thirsty.