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Larlar aka Lawrence is a 29.53 year old boy, has been a member since November 21, 2005, has scored 1,449 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 43 designs get printed.

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Dec 15 '08 by Larlar
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[Speed STP Contest] Be the bread - tracerbullet wins!

I need to place an order in the next few hours. Win this and win three dollars worth of ~~Itchy and Scratchy~~ Threadless money.

Blogs are made up of comment sandwiches. A comment sandwich consists of three parts: upper bread, delicious middle, and lower bread. To win, you have to exclusively be both the upper and lower bread of a three-part sandwich -- that is, you have to "surround" someone else's comment with two of yours. And, obviously, you have to be the first person in this blog to do so.

That's not all. I don't like it when my sandwiches touch, so one of your sandwich attempts cannot be adjacent to another of your attempts. If your top bread or bottom bread comment is adjacent to another one of your posts, your sandwich is null and void. This means that if you make a winning sandwich and then post directly after it, your sandwich will suddenly be made of lose.

All bread slices must be distinct, unique posts, made up of at least one coherent sentence.

That's it. Make the best damn sandwich.

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lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:53pm

bread

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:54pm

crap! All bread slices must be distinct, unique posts, made up of at least one coherent sentence.

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

Maybe lemonalle will win!

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

is this a coherent sentence?

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

I'll be meat!

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

Brian! Hey!

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

I could be a bread, though

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

Hey, that's me.

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

WAit a minute!

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm

this is probably coherent.

Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

That was fast.

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

Oh crap! It's good to read all the rules at once.

Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

Oh, lemonalle stole her own victory!

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

lemonalle double postede!

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

This is tricky. Can you have double meat?

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

Here is another meat or bread.

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

i can't spell posted correctly

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm

This is fun though.

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

let's try again

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

Here is some olive loaf.

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

Except on the second try.

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

Here is a slice o' Brian.

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

Olive loaf is gross!

Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

And she just cemented tracer's win, too.

Bad day for lemonalle.

krokun on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

THis blog gives Larlar so much win power.

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm

Correct prediction!

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm

ooh thanks lemons! and larlar! larmons!

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm

I mean, incorrect!

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm

hahaha!

krokun on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm

Gah, Larlars win power is not for me...

jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm

Brain sandwiched me.

lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm

don't squeeze the larmon!

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm

larlar always comes up with the more entertaining contests

jess4002 on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm

Larlar is awesome.

Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm

This is the bread

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm

i wonder if my link will actually work this time. apparently the past two times people have tried to point me it hasn't worked.

i think my name is broken.

Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm

Now another slice of bread

MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm

tasty

MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm

bread

MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:00pm

tasty rye bread

Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 3:01pm

I'll make it work, Brian. I'll cram my money fist deep into your account if I have to.

MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:01pm

Here is more bread.

tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 3:01pm

oh me oh my

Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 3:02pm

Damnit - didn't know Tracer already did it :(

MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:02pm

Here is more bread.

MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:03pm

Here is more bread.

Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 3:05pm

Somebody please come and turn Theologian off.

MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:07pm

*unplugs toaster*

Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 3:11pm

But I sandwiched Tracerbullet, which means my sandwich is a double whopper.

Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 3:35pm

Trace, I just placed the order. Let me know if you got 'em.

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