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Larlar
Larlar aka HOLY CHRIST IT'S HAM! is a 27.02 year old boy, has been a member since November 21, 2005, has scored 1166 submissions, giving an average score of 2.05.
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  Dec 15 '08 by Larlar        51 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
[Speed STP Contest] Be the bread - tracerbullet wins!
I need to place an order in the next few hours. Win this and win three dollars worth of Itchy and Scratchy Threadless money.

Blogs are made up of comment sandwiches. A comment sandwich consists of three parts: upper bread, delicious middle, and lower bread. To win, you have to exclusively be both the upper and lower bread of a three-part sandwich -- that is, you have to "surround" someone else's comment with two of yours. And, obviously, you have to be the first person in this blog to do so.

That's not all. I don't like it when my sandwiches touch, so one of your sandwich attempts cannot be adjacent to another of your attempts. If your top bread or bottom bread comment is adjacent to another one of your posts, your sandwich is null and void. This means that if you make a winning sandwich and then post directly after it, your sandwich will suddenly be made of lose.

All bread slices must be distinct, unique posts, made up of at least one coherent sentence.

That's it. Make the best damn sandwich.
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lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:53pm
bread
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:54pm
crap! All bread slices must be distinct, unique posts, made up of at least one coherent sentence.
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
Maybe lemonalle will win!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
is this a coherent sentence?
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
I'll be meat!
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
Brian! Hey!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
I could be a bread, though
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
Hey, that's me.
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
WAit a minute!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:55pm
this is probably coherent.
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
That was fast.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
Oh crap! It's good to read all the rules at once.
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
Oh, lemonalle stole her own victory!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
lemonalle double postede!
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
This is tricky. Can you have double meat?
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
Here is another meat or bread.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
i can't spell posted correctly
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:56pm
This is fun though.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
let's try again
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
Here is some olive loaf.
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
Except on the second try.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
Here is a slice o' Brian.
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
Olive loaf is gross!
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
And she just cemented tracer's win, too.

Bad day for lemonalle.
krokun
krokun on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
THis blog gives Larlar so much win power.
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:57pm
Correct prediction!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm
ooh thanks lemons! and larlar! larmons!
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm
I mean, incorrect!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm
hahaha!
krokun
krokun on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm
Gah, Larlars win power is not for me...
jenraskopf
jenraskopf on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm
Brain sandwiched me.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm
don't squeeze the larmon!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:58pm
larlar always comes up with the more entertaining contests
jess4002
jess4002 on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm
Larlar is awesome.
Krakaboom
   Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm
This is the bread
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm
i wonder if my link will actually work this time. apparently the past two times people have tried to point me it hasn't worked.

i think my name is broken.
Krakaboom
   Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm
Now another slice of bread
MadTheologian
MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm
tasty
MadTheologian
MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 2:59pm
bread
MadTheologian
MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:00pm
tasty rye bread
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 3:01pm
I'll make it work, Brian. I'll cram my money fist deep into your account if I have to.
MadTheologian
MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:01pm
Here is more bread.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 15 '08 at 3:01pm
oh me oh my
Krakaboom
   Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 3:02pm
Damnit - didn't know Tracer already did it :(
MadTheologian
MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:02pm
Here is more bread.
MadTheologian
MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:03pm
Here is more bread.
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 3:05pm
Somebody please come and turn Theologian off.
MadTheologian
MadTheologian on Dec 15 '08 at 3:07pm
*unplugs toaster*
Krakaboom
   Krakaboom on Dec 15 '08 at 3:11pm
But I sandwiched Tracerbullet, which means my sandwich is a double whopper.
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 15 '08 at 3:35pm
Trace, I just placed the order. Let me know if you got 'em.

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