Hello, I'm Larlar. You might remember me from such blogs as "How To Break Into My House" and "Awfully Tedious STP Contest #17."
Well, today is my birthday. Threadless' birthday list is left un-updated for some reason, so if I want attention today I have to blatantly whore myself out. LOOK AT ME! Thank you. What would I like for a birthday present, you ask? Naught but to whore out my slogans. It's been so long since I've made a blog to do so, but you never forget how, just like having sex on a bike. So here I am, asking for votes. Some of the slogans are great and need more up-voting. Some of them are pretty awful and can be ignored; they were only kept since they initially scored high...something I choose not to understand. The Threadless voting masses are weird. No down-voting is allowed. Not today, not on my birthday. Come back and down-vote me tomorrow if you feel so inclined. Failure to comply will result in me hating an appropriate number of random people of my choosing, since votes are anonymous and I'm not omniscient...yet. (That "yet" was meant to scare you. Please be scared.) Meeting adjourned.
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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lawrencep99 (at) google's email domain (dot) com  Thanks, Jess, for this awesome fake type tee. I live in Vancouver. I have an affinity for ducks and thunderstorms. I am the world's largest biological repository of TV and movie references. I am probably lazier than you. If you give me STPs and want me to know, tell me in one of my blogs or some place I'll see it. I'm tired of making blogs trying to find out who was nice enough to throw the latest set my way, especially since most of them fail. For those of you who have never told (or will never tell) me, I do still thank you. You all get a coupon for one free oversized anonymous hug. Received STPs freely from (woo!): -lemonalle -outline -SheriB626 -AWorldApart (x2!) -whisper in water -Nodus -nintechno -a whole bunch of mystery people who are as awesome as they are annoyingly anonymous I'll pay you back one day, bolded people (unless there are no bolded people left in that list, and then I went ahead and transcended time). In the meantime, just wait patiently and be all boldy n' shit. Temporary update: I have currently paid everyone back! Woo! To get STPs: -be really awesome or -be a generous benefactor and use this link, and I will inevitably force myself to reciprocate through the Kindess Act of 1869 |
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