A metaphor IS and a simile is LIKE
of 90 votes, 24% like it
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Dance white boy! Dance!
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Dancing is for real men
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Dolly is the devil's ewe
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Don't jump too high! You might break the sky!
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Every trip to Threadless is a magical adventure
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone is Jewish on the inside
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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For Sale Girls 1 kiss$
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Going to Hell in a hand basket actually sounds kind of pleasant.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Google is for lovers
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I trust Dumbledore. Snape is good.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I trust Dumbledore. Snape is not evil!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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If Superman was German we wouldn't have won the World War
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not following me
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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Kiss The Prosecutor
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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l33t - 1t'5 l1k3 3ngl15h 0nly b3tt3r!
of 69 votes, 22% like it
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l33t 15 l1k3 4 t0t4lly d1ff3r3nt l4ngu4g3
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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Life's like an unexplained analogy
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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Ninja's are just naked clowns
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Out of the darkness, light prevails
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Parorexia is killing the pelicans
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Pronouns: Those things you use instead of those other things
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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puppies♣ rings♦ hate♠ lo
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Rocking Chair season has officially begun!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Sofa King We Tall Did
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Soymilk turns you gay
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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The masochist asked the sadist to punch him, the sadist said no.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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There, Their, They're ... Crap!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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This T-Shirt is from the Future!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Vegans need the protein
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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Vegetarians do it for the chicks
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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Vote for Me! Cooler than dirt!
of 82 votes, 22% like it
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Yes! No. Maybe?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You make all the girls scream... in terror
of 66 votes, 5% like it
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