Ctrl+C
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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<i>Ctrl+I</i>
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Note to Self: Shirts are for Wearing.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Sex Ed. for Dummies
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Water ____________ Man
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Being threadless is against my religion.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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The pimp that works in the mall calls me Dimples.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Snap! Crackle! Marvelous!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Karmatic Debt: Buy now, pay forever.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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got class!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Water is hard to find where it is not.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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You make my glass full.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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I was the first one voted off the island.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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objectively subjective
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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My mom goes to college.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Help conserve water, shower with your steady!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Pi=3.14159 26535 89793 ...
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Sneaking is for cheaters and high school students.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Angst?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Symbology.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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More trees. Less Bush.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Outbound to Wonderland.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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You're my third degree to Kevin Bacon?
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a member of the North Douglas Nudists.
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Your dad!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Brain kills beer cells.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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(facto)(ring)
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Got haggis?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Haggis?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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T. V. is gooder than books.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Coffee: One who is coughed on.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Triskaidekaphobia: The fear of Triscuits.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Puddles are for jumping.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Yellow means go faster.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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Friends DON'T let friends eat FARMED FISH.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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98% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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I'll verb your noun!
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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