Acanthus spinosus leaf it out
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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An Albatross killed my Penguin.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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brainsnow
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Bush for erection.............on a cross
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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carbon monoxide..............smell it
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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crown of thongs
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Diamonds are just posh bits of charcoal
of 86 votes, 21% like it
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Do you like my sketch of Mohammed
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Don't play with hatches
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Don't play with Plutonium.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Dropping anchor in poo bay
of 116 votes, 12% like it
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Eat soap poo bubbles
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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exercise stamp on a granny
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Fatty and skinny were in the bath
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fly like a Beagle.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Free hangover with every bottle.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Germans are funny.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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give blood have a fight
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Go on have a look.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Have a heart, be a cannibal.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Have a heart....be a cannibal
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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heard,bird,turd
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Help yourselves ladies.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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homo you don't
of 108 votes, 17% like it
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Human skin feels so fresh against my fabric.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Humpty Dumpty is just a big head
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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i <3 2 h8 u
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I am a moomin being
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I believe i can fry
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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i do this on porpoise
of 98 votes, 14% like it
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I hate wet bread
of 108 votes, 16% like it
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I have a stitch, an itch and thats my pitch.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I have a wooden toe.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I just love it when they explode
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I like deep people buried deep
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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I like to drown fishes.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I like to drown tuna
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I like to mudlark.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I love back hair
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I love the 80's............................MMMMM wrinkles, slurp!
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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I survived adoption.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a Beaver
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a believer
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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i'm not predjudice,i just hate everyone
of 95 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not prejudice, I just hate everyone.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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irvinator likes to steal ideas
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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irvinator stop copying
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Jack burnt his nether regions
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Jill pushed Jack!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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kangaroo? no greyhound pooing!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Knuckle dusters are rubbish for dusting around the house.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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kucf fof
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Life is just one big killing spree
of 77 votes, 14% like it
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Lion-O likes to poo in secret places.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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love cups not jugs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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made in bed
of 104 votes, 24% like it
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Make waves kill a manatee
of 101 votes, 11% like it
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Mashing the maggot
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My capillaries are about to burst.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my rs is like a fat kid eating mars bar
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Never seen before
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Nice eyes like 2 piss holes in the snow
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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No honest, I do wish I could carry the baby.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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ooooh look carbon monoxide
of 96 votes, 16% like it
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Opium's yummy
of 79 votes, 19% like it
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Othello was a white man
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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oyu rtsose
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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pocket scientist
of 75 votes, 19% like it
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Projectile vomit
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Pubes, natures brillo
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Put the Putin in Plutonium
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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read bread
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Real dogs bark
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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Real worms eat mud
of 83 votes, 25% like it
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Real worms eat mud.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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save money kill santa
of 88 votes, 18% like it
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Save oil......kill a robot
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Save plants, kill a vegetarian.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Save plants,kill a vegeterian
of 99 votes, 20% like it
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Save taxes, kill the jobless.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Save tissue, don't poo
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Save water, kill plants.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Save worms kill the early birds.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Save worms, kill fisherman
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Serial killing is such a misunderstood hobby.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Sewer side stinks
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Skinny people don't bounce.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Skippy vs flipper
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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slapping the sloth
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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slightly pinky browny trash
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stop,poop,glisten
of 90 votes, 10% like it
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Textuality
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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the krays like the circus
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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the lion.the bitch and the whole road
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Timmy loved his eyeball collection
of 104 votes, 16% like it
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Under this pink vest is a real man
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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waht het kucf
of 132 votes, 23% like it
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Want a grapple?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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what are wasps for?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Whats that skippy you're gay!!??
of 85 votes, 15% like it
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Would you like flies with that?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Yeti didn't do that well
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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You can't beat cream from a Cornish cow
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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