Invisible Mime
aka Chris Beckman is 22.19 years old, has been a member since November 20, 2005, has scored 24 submissions, giving an average score of 1.58.
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I saved money on my car insurance by switchin to no car insurance
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Anger management is all the rage
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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I'm a major player on the pirate scene.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can just buy trophies.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt is dry-clean only. Which means it's DIRTY.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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FUNTOUCHABLE
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Any donkey is a piñata if you like donkey meat enough.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Life is short, but I'm not.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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ADOPTION IS MURDER
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Holy wars: Who has the best imaginary friend?
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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zombies are pornstars for necrophiliacs
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Life's a bitch, and I'm her pimp
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Team Evil
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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idea-taster
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Sold my soul to Satin to learn to spell
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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uncorrect
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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14/f/cali
of 93 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
bottom of the pool smells like cherries
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Holy wars: Battles of imaginary friends
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I won the Extreme Makeover TV Show! The April Fool's Day edition!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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individually wrapped freshness guarnteed
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Inward, Please
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Paralyzed from the neck up
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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President of the Pen Fifteen Club
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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spent all the lottery money
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Still waters run deep
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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What's E.T. short for? He's got small legs.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Whatever I'm doing's more important than stoppin to think aboutit
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/209465/Invisible_Mime
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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