So this white guy has a girlfriend that he loves alot and ofcourse when you love someone alot you get their name tattoo'd on your penis, which is what he did. The girls name was wendy, and the only thing was that when he got the tattoo, he had a boner. When his weewee was normal size, it just said "wy".
The guy ventures to jamaica becuase he enjoys the tropic area. He is peeing next to a black jamaican and looks down, becuase he is curious I guess. (imagined he was peeing next to snoopdogg? i dont know. Id look if it were snoop.) The black guys penis said "wendy" on it. The white guy was like "Lyke OmgZ! you have a girlfriend named wendy also?" and the black guy was like "Naww mon, mine says 'welcome to jamaica mon, have a good stay."

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