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somethingaboutairplanes aka lauren is a 18.57 year old girl, has been a member since November 19, 2005, has scored 5291 submissions, giving an average score of 2.68.
  Jun 28 '06 by somethingaboutairplanes        26 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Yep.
No threadless shirt ever fits me right. It's either too small or too big and it's basically the worst thing ever. As much as I am completely in love with so many designs, I just can't buy them anymore because I end up never wearing them.
This is like the most tragic event ever.

Not to mention that my boyfriend being pissed at me only makes this situation worse.

Psh.

NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 28 '06 at 12:37am
@-----7----

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chenonceau
chenonceau on Jun 28 '06 at 12:47am
Really? :( They look like they fit you well in your gallery pics...
Jennifuhrer
Jennifuhrer on Jun 28 '06 at 12:50am
alter them
somethingaboutairplanes
somethingaboutairplanes on Jun 28 '06 at 12:53am
yeah, they fit all right, but the medium is a little too small for comfort, and the large is too big.
AssemblyLineHuman
AssemblyLineHuman on Jun 28 '06 at 12:54am
Then eat more fatty foods.
AssemblyLineHuman
AssemblyLineHuman on Jun 28 '06 at 12:54am
And stop exercising/dieting.
suspiria
suspiria on Jun 28 '06 at 12:59am
i have the exact same problem with the mediums being a leeetle too small and the larges being a little too big around the waist and making me feel dumpy. i think i just hate my body.
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Jun 28 '06 at 1:03am
I have the same problem, the mediums are too short cause I'm a tall drink of water. And, larges are long enough, but I feel like I'm wearing a tarp.
Oh well, I just go with larges cause I don't wanna wear belly shirts.
somethingaboutairplanes
somethingaboutairplanes on Jun 28 '06 at 1:05am
haha.. I guess i'll stick with mediums 'cause.. they stretch?
Psh. I hate having my shirts to big so that the "short" sleeves go down to my elbows. That's so annoyingggg.
suspiria
suspiria on Jun 28 '06 at 1:05am
yeah, fuck, my torso b long.
India
India on Jun 28 '06 at 1:10am
get a large and dry the hell out of it at the laundromat :-P
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 28 '06 at 1:19am
what about learning how to make them smaller?
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Jun 28 '06 at 1:21am
They just don't make clothes for tall thin people. Retailers assume all people are tall and fat or short and thin.
somethingaboutairplanes
somethingaboutairplanes on Jun 28 '06 at 1:23am
if I attempted to alter a shirt.. oh gosh. It would be ruined. I'm almost as bad at that as I am cooking.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Jun 28 '06 at 1:23am
you'll change size someday, and then you'll be sorry about these sorts of ill-considered threats!
asher27
asher27 on Jun 28 '06 at 1:26am
buy a large AA shirt.
wash it hot and put it in the dryer on hot. i promise it will fit. AA shirts shrink like all hell if dried. also, you can always stretch em out. let them hang a bit for a few days and add like weights to the bottom.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Jun 28 '06 at 1:27am
people use fish weights on clothes pins on the bottom of shirts.

it works best if you do it on a warm, humid day.
asher27
asher27 on Jun 28 '06 at 1:27am
oh wait... you just turned 15? i guarentee you will get fatter and taller.

i did.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Jun 28 '06 at 1:33am
"When I was a child I had the body of a child, i wore the shirts of a child, i fussed over the sizes like a child; but when I became a adult I put away childish considerations and just wore the designs." I Cor. xiii. 11. (my own translation)

17 days later
gloom
gloom on Jul 15 '06 at 6:00am
personally i find the sentence "This is like the most tragic event ever." one of the most tragic things ever. :)
Verdana
Verdana on Jul 15 '06 at 6:05am
>"When I was a child I had the body of a child, i wore the shirts of a child, i fussed over the sizes like a child; but when I became a adult I put away childish considerations and just wore the designs." I Cor. xiii. 11. (my own translation)

I am amazed. =]
Tan.
Tan. on Jul 15 '06 at 6:24am
I just got my first tee.
A large due to being two stone overweight since I bust my ankle a few years ago...

But how long is it!?
Jeez, it's almost like a dress, just a few more inches on the bottom and I'd have much less washing to do, shirt, knickers and flip-flops...

I am considering doing the criminal deed.
Chopping 4 inches off the bottom and re-hemming it.
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Jul 15 '06 at 6:35am
just gain some weight, it's not that hard.
fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Jul 15 '06 at 7:37am
1. buy a large t shirt

2. open tumble dryer door.
3. put t shirt in new hole which has appeared in tumble dryer.

4. twist temperature nob to full.

5. press 'start'.

6. leave for five hours.



the size of your threadless tee shirt is now mediumarge.
UberRyan
UberRyan on Jul 15 '06 at 7:39am
you have to wet it in cold water first
fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Jul 15 '06 at 7:40am
yeh good point, we'll put that in at 1.5
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