Haters gonna hate
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Where are all my bridges at?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Obsessed is such a strong word, I prefer extremely interested
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm just doing my thing
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I don't collect art, I collect t-shirts
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm really good at the internet
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The secret to life is... you should live it.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Don't hold your breath, but I think humans don't need air anymore
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Don't hold your breath, but you might be drowning.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Don't mess with old people. They know Cane-Fu.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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This? Just something I bought online.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I'm very easily distra... ooh, look! Shiny!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I've got it all planned out... NOT!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I <3 U-turns
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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THIS SHIRT HAS REALLY BIG TEXT ON IT
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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This is happening right here, right now
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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The internet made me smarter
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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No, I don't read your mind. I read your blog.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I have no idea what I'm going to do when I grow up
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Everything I know I read on Wikipedia
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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You can't debrief me, I'm wearing boxers
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Stupid people make me laugh
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I'm cute when I'm nervous. See?
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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I'm comfortable in my own skin. I still want to wear this t-shirt
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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eff you!
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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It's just one of these days... where everything is fantastic!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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It's just one of these days...
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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No, you log off first
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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Next time I'll have something clever written here.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Next time I'll have something clever to say.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I just want to be popular...
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Evil is the root of all money!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I tried switching to decaf but then I couldn't...zzzzz
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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You're dead... sexy!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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What's cooking in the kitchen?
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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Nobody likes you when you're 23
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Let the chips fall where they may
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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my favorite mistake
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Life is complicated
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I smile when I'm happy
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I sleep when I'm tired
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I dance naked
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I eat when I'm hungry
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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My maze is amazing
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Step into my maze
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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It's all about the bling bang!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Oh, I'm sorry... you lost me at "Hi"
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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What if I don't know what to say?
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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The cock came before the egg
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I like shiny things... like diamonds, gold and spoons
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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The grass is not greener on the other side - cause I'm colorblind
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Orange - red's ugly cousin
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Roses are red, violets are blue... this t-shirt is green
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Daddy, where do T-shirts come from?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Trust me, because I have no idea what I'm doing
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Gravity is overrated
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Just Dot It
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I'm just waiting for my cue...
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm just waiting for my line...
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Nobody told me there would be consequences
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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This is a bust!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Thirsty on a Thursday
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I don't give autographs
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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They don't have medicine for what I have
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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No, you log off!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Where Is My Internet Refrigerator?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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My porn career didn't quite work out
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Yeah, I know. I read it on your blog.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer does
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Seriously, who the fuck is Alice?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Seriously, who is this Alice?
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Not my cup of tea.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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...no, wait. What?
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I'm Sorry, I Don't Get Out Much.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Be Cool Honey Bunny
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I read it on the Internets
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Listen to your friend Billy Zane...
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Future Gazillionaire
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Attacked By A Plastic Bag
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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That's not even a word!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Gimme some cake!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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You Look Like You Need A Good Hug
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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This Is My Pet Whale
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I Get More Ass Than A Toilet Seat
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Give Me That Look...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Not Late - You're Too Early
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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People Like You Just Fuel My Fire
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Who Shaved Don King?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I'm so hüt it hurts
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I'm so hot it hurts
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Masturbation Sensation
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Music Is The Fuel To My Fire
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Masturbation Nation
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Yeah, I know. I'm hot.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Music makes me just want to d-d-dance
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Music is my fuel
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Music Is Life
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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When I masturbate I hallucinate.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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imdb is my friend
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the elephant in the room
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Damn! I forgot my pimp cane...
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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The pink elephant nobody talks about
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Im the pink elephant nobody talks about
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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I'm the pink elephant
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Robbers do.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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amscray!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Everything I know I learned from TV
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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I learn everything from American TV
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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My IQ is higherest then you're IQ
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I am your high school sweetheart
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Are you going to ring my doorbell?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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When are you going to ring my doorbell?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I know this guy that knows this guy...
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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U give me that funny feeling in my tummy
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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kiss my love gun
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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Only one previous owner
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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My pimp coat is at the dry cleaners
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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Without this t-shirt I would be naked
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I talk with money
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm my own best friend
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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I have this condition...
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Rebel from the waist down
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Icelanders like global warming
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Just staying alive
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Eskimos sing karaoke
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Yes, I do work out
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Clowns are scary
of 83 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a never-nude
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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evil | live
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Respect the elderly. They know Kung Fu.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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I love playing hopscotch in the rain
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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That's just peachy
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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I Heart U-turns
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I love hopscotch
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Hopscotch is my favorite game
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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My slippers are made out of real bunnies
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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Me Tarzan. You clean kitchen.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Me Tarzan. You make dinner.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Me Tarzan. You bend over.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I was raised by pigs
of 76 votes, 12% like it
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I was raised by monkeys
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I was raised by wolves
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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cute and cuddly
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I used to live in a bubble
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Cute bunnies do
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Kittens do.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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What's your poison?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I'm a top seated amateur
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Buffalos are horny
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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Deers are horny
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Antelopes are horny
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Moose are horny
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Bulls are horny
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not a girlie man
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Iz it cuz I'm Caucasian?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm black on the inside
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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I'm beautiful on the inside too
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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WWJD for a nookie?
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Santa ate all the unicorns
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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No, really, the truth is out there...
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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If you stare too long you'll go blind
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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If you stare for 30 sec you´ll see
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I love the smell of bacon in the morning
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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My IQ is higher than your IQ
of 86 votes, 19% like it
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Katrina was such a bitch
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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This space for sale
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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Best. T-Shirt. Ever.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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This is t-shirt #237
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I'm one of The Others
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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My grandma loves to breakdance
of 75 votes, 24% like it
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I turn blue when I'm cold
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Stalker is such a strong word
of 60 votes, 38% like it
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I used to be taller
of 75 votes, 17% like it
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I used to be white
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I'm so 1337 I dream in binary
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Yes, these are man boobs
of 80 votes, 25% like it
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Professional air guitar player
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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These are not my pants!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Couch potatoes are hot
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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