@ Copyright My Parents
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
Addicted to heroism.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
|
Antisocial worker
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Anything boys can do, girls take longer to do.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
|
Astronauts are out of this world!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
Ban Comic Sans!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Brought to you by the letters W, T and F
of 25 votes, 36% like it
|
Buy now, ebay later.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
Can of worms opening in 3...2...1...
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Chicken chow mein is the food of the gods.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
Chocolate reindeer.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
Chocolate-covered bumble bees. No, really!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Comic Sans The Movie
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
Did you just tweet me?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
Do trees get wood?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
|
Don't talk with your mouth, fool.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
Don't tell anyone, but I just grew a feather on my arm.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
Downloading is killing home taping.
of 660 votes, 24% like it
|
|
Dramaramadingdong.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
|
Elvis ate my marmot.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
|
Elvis is sivle backwards.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Even criminal masterminds have to start somewhere.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
Every time you don't vote two retards do.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
Exercise is for fat people.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
|
|
F5 F5 F5
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
Facebook isn't a book.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
|
Flies are just bird food with wings.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
|
|
Florists kill the most beautiful things.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
|
Fred used to sing to me like that...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
|
Future Hand-Me-Down.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
|
|
Get behind me, Santa!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
Get over yourself. I have.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
|
Get up offa that thing...it's mine!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Grabbing the private parts of crowdsurfers ain't cool!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
Graduate of STFU
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
Hey you! Get offa ma tag cloud!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Horse looking at you, kid.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
How do you cheer up a server when it's down?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
|
I blame the hippies.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
|
|
I can't recycle if I didn't cycle the first time.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
|
I don't drink on a day ending in 'y'.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
I found the fountain of youth. I'm 73 years old.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
|
I gave up sobriety for health reasons.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
I have 6 gmail accounts available.
of 608 votes, 20% like it
|
I have a poster of you on my wall.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
|
I just killed another kitten.
of 533 votes, 14% like it
|
I just lost the rat race.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
I learned my lesson, but I'll still do it again.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
|
|
I make this look bad...
of 56 votes, 9% like it
|
I pressed my bellybutton but nothing happened.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
I see a red door and I want it painted...pink with flowers!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
|
I see you, baby - shaking that donkey.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
I should've got the blue one, huh?
of 56 votes, 9% like it
|
I spanked the monkey but it punched me back.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
|
I squished a bug in the code.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
I want to eat clouds. Nom nom nom.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
I want to see a war fought with water pistols.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I wanted a red one.
of 305 votes, 19% like it
|
I'll buy you a beer if you buy me one back.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
I'm a black belt in kung po chicken.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
|
|
I'm a natural grey.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
|
I'm hoping cloning will one day bring us the beer cow.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
I'm invisible. Shhh!
of 17 votes, 47% like it
|
|
I'm leavin' it.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
I'm legal, honest!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
|
I'm not fat, I'm pregnant.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
|
|
I'm not yawning, I'm stretching my jaw muscles.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
|
I'm only out here cos my server's down.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
I'm pregnant, I'm just fat.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
|
|
I'm surprised you can read this.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
|
I've been brainwashed.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
|
If catfish looked like cats...
of 63 votes, 10% like it
|
|
If dogfish looked like dogs...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
|
If doormice looked like doors...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
|
If fieldmice looked like fields...
of 24 votes, 4% like it
|
|
If fish had wings..
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
If fruitbats looked like fruit...
of 61 votes, 10% like it
|
If I didn't, someone else would have to.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
|
If I'm nodding I've told zoned out and am not listening to you...
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
If it's 3am I'm your last chance.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
|
If only you could see my aura, it's much nicer that this t-shirt.
of 6 votes, 50% like it
|
|
In the future my avatar will wear this shirt.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
Instruction manuals are only delaying the fun.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
Internet graveyard.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Is it peanut butter jelly time yet?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
It's a glass half-full day.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
It's better to not start than to end up a loser.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
|
It's jam-in-the-honeypot week.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
|
I\'m going commando!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
Lasers are wasted on DVD players.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
|
|
Less is more, unless we're talking numbers.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
|
Loading 75%
of 27 votes, 22% like it
|
Models are ugly on the inside.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
|
|
Once upon a time it was the end.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
One day pencils will be obsolete.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
Paperback revivalist.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Parental Guidance: Really Bad Lyrics
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
Rain is just tomorrow's whisky.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
Ridding the world of beer, one bottle at a time.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
|
|
Ridding the world of pies, one at a time.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
|
Sarcasm isn't clever but it makes me laugh.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
|
Someone put a hex on me. It was #CB3E12
of 24 votes, 25% like it
|
|
Strawberries - they don't taste like straw.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
|
Summers - they just don't make them like they used to.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
|
The devil made me do it but I made him do worse.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
|
|
the internet is low on capital letters
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
The memo you didn't get was boring anyway.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
The sky is most definitely not falling in.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
|
They may not be perfect but at least they're real.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
|
Too old to learn. Too young to forget.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
|
Trees don't hug back.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
|
|
What has selfishness ever done for me?
of 23 votes, 35% like it
|
World Indifference Champion 2009
of 16 votes, 31% like it
|
Yell heh!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
|
Zoom lenses are so far out.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
