Brain Wanted; Apply within
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Canada, eh?
of 58 votes, 34% like it
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Caution: Broom Closet
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Cooties are just STDs in disguise
of 67 votes, 42% like it
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Do humanitarians eat people?
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Don't eat pork... eat deer!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Dorktown, Population: You
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Down with sports bras
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Ducks make good coffee
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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E = MC²
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Elves are Santa's Bitch
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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FedSex - for when you need it done fast
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Give me a dollar or I'll touch you
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Hmm, interesting.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I believe in faries
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I may just flip out if you poke me =]
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I'm fat, and you're ugly. I can diet.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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If pigs eat bacon, is it canabalism?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Insecurity > Actual Threat
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Jesus loves me... and pie
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Let's get Jewish!
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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M.I.L.F - Good for the soul
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My love burns like when I pee
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My Reality Cheque Bounced
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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No I in team? Well theres a u in Dumbass
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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Oh no.. NOT AGAIN!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Only cool people believe in faries
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Out of my way, Nerdlinger!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Porn! (Hey, it's cheaper than dating!)
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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So what's your exscuse?
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Squirrel meets Ms.Power lines
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Squirrels, Protect your nuts!
of 109 votes, 29% like it
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There's only one me in team
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Trust me. I do this all the time.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Trying is the first step towards failure
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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Your mom is the guy on the oatmeal box
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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