Jeff: "There's a lot in Hi."

Steve: "There are two letters in hi."

Jeff: "Yeah, and I hit both of them like a crazy fool. It was like a disaster movie, halfway through the H, I'm thinking "no, no pull out now!". Have you ever tried to pull out during an H?"

Steve: "Jeff the world in all it's fabulous diversity is entirely populated by people who have never tried to 'pull out during an H'"

Jeff: "Do you know why? Cos it isn't a proper letter. It's just a, just a 'huh' noise. Once you've started on the 'huh' you've basically 'huh-ed' so what could I say? Hello? How are you...hippo?"

Patrick: "Hippo?"

Jeff: "You can't say hippo. You don't want to come off sounding like some surreal cupboard loitering lunatic."

Steve: "It's just so ironic that you should have that as a specific ambition"

Jeff: "So I said 'hi'. Suddenly it was out there, suddenly that little word was hanging in the air pouting"

Steve: "Pouting?"

Jeff: "Like a scantily dressed prostitute reclining on a street lamp."


My Collection:
Exotica
Rock: How To
Chinese Peaches
Pandamonium
God Hates Techno
Watch the Snow Fall
Funkalicious Hoody!!!



Wishlist:
Insomnia
A city built on Rock n Roll would be..
Kabuki Fish
Frida's Garden
Fake Pandas Have More Fun