80's Fashion?! I'm waiting for the caveman look to come back.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Break dance for food.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Chemistry is modern day magick.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Chemistry is modern day witchcraft
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Chemistry is the modern day witchcraft.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Dance clubs make it ok to dance retarded.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Death is just an excuse to change your identity.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Do to my religious beliefs, I can not work today.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Due to cannibalism, my mom said I can't date you.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Eager Allen Poe was the original emo.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Every time someone mentions Twilight, I cut up photos of Edward.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Evolution is Earth's restart button.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Fencing, because my mom won't let me play with real swords.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Give me attention NOW.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Hey hey! you must be the clown! Oh that's just your awful makeup.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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How do you come up with these things?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I always go for the swings at the park first.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I AM a special snowflake.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I am a tiger, hear me ROAR!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I am an island of my own, and you're not welcome.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I blame everything I do bad on boredom, whats YOUR excuse?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I don't care about your stupid Dinosaur!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I hated that dog from duck hunt.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I learned all my survival skills from Pippi Longstocking!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I learned how to fix the plumbing from playing Pipe Dream.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I like stumping around my backyard and make scary sounds.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I play pretend scientist with my chemistry set.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I wanna be a pirate, when I grow up! Arrrrrr!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I want to ski, but that yeti is gonna eat me!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not cruel, I'm just brutally honest.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I'm so Eco, my rug is my front lawn.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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iBoogie
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If you are not Mimi, DON'T wear blue eyeshadow.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Inspirations are just stolen ideas.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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It's not easy being a zombie. My limbs keep falling off!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Just ask me about my ideas!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Know your square roots.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Lets assume you invited me along.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Lets settle this with a joust!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Lets settle this with fencing.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Life goal: To take over the world.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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LIGHTNING BOLT! *throws bean bag*
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Math is the square root of all that is evil.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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My heart is broken, can you fix it?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My inner child wants to play with your inner child.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My side of the fence <i>is</i> better than yours.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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My treehouse has wifi.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Needs more tambourine.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Operation taught me how to be a surgeon.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Physics is imagination in a straight jacket.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Proper grammar? What's that?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Remix this.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Rub your shirt against mine so we can create heat!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Science is poetry in motion.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Stay back...I'm battling sick monsters! *Fires magic missile*
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Stay classy America
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Stop talking, you are using up precious oxygen!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Stop using sharpies as eyebrow pencils.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The metalocalpyse has begun!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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This is the cause and effect of boredom.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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When in doubt, use a mace.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Why is everything you say about Pirates, Dinosaurs, and Zombies?!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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You are cute when you are angry, cuddly yet dangerous.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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You are NOT a pirate or a ninja. Quit frontin' fool.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Your pseudo intellect is showing
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Zombie Extraordinaire
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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ZOMBIES...not in demand. GO BACK TO YOUR GRAVES.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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