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Dudewheresbrianh aka Sarai has been a member since November 15, 2005, has scored 164 submissions, giving an average score of 2.95, helping 2 designs get printed.

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Jan 04 '09 by Dudewheresbrianh
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I say wut wut in the ...

Retarded alligators eat stir fry pigeons for dinner.

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 04 '09 at 5:03pm

Once, I tripped over my cat.

And it's so weird, 'cause I don't have a cat.

Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 04 '09 at 5:30pm

Bizarre Squid Sex Techniques Revealed

The cephalopods' intimate encounters include cutting holes into their partners for sex, swapping genders, and deploying flesh-burrowing sperm.

PogoLightning on Jan 04 '09 at 5:32pm

buttttttt.

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 04 '09 at 5:36pm

There are penis fencing fish

under my couch.

Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 04 '09 at 6:04pm

yeah, flatworms do that. i hadn't heard about fish though.

the penis fencing

the pen is fencing.

the fence is... peen

toopersent on Jan 04 '09 at 6:12pm

Staring at slides of flesh eating bacteria is the best diet ever.

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 04 '09 at 6:15pm

Being there when your sister's water breaks is the best birth control ever.

If someone told me I could get preggorz by looking at a boy, I would gouge my eyes out. And if they said I could get preggnaz by breathing the same air as a boy, I would just kill myself.

I ain't goin' there.

toopersent on Jan 04 '09 at 6:17pm

no babies eh?

At least you wont have to worry about them getting eaten by wild Dingos.

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 04 '09 at 6:18pm

Think again, bub.

I have built my life on my expert Dingo breeding skills.

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 04 '09 at 6:19pm

Dingos eat unborn babies.

They don't fuck around.