Thanks for topping off my bitter barrel for the day!
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Sorry, my Barrel of Bitter is already full.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Human: It's the other white meat.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Remember that time we did that thing at that place? Me either.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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My other time machine is a Re-TARDIS.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I don't want any.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I am NOT a magpie! Oooh, hey, look at the shiny....
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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It's bigger on the inside.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Pay no mind. I'm just the tin dog.
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Chavtastic!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Come back! I just want to punch you.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I liek choklit milk.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Whiskey Foxtrot Tango
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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It's too early to brain.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Smells like burning!
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Opposable thumbs for the win!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Glockenspiel. Trust me. That's hilarious.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Don't make me fork you.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Soft and spongey on the outside. Dead and bitter on the inside.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Oh. Em. Gee. Dubya. Tee. Eff.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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FUEGO! Es muy caliente.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Go suck a lemon.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Fish are vegetables that move fast.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Logic broken. Does not compute.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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