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Zoomar aka David Wahl has been a member since November 15, 2005, has scored 639 submissions, giving an average score of 3.04, helping 14 designs get printed.
It's not raining mud, the angels are just pooping.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I tried my best and I still failed.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
Genius School Graduate
of 42 votes, 10% like it
Cupcakes are the new unicorn
of 42 votes, 19% like it
My dog has a smaller version of this shirt
of 42 votes, 17% like it
Sized to allow for man-boobs
of 42 votes, 17% like it
Swiss - the cheese of compromise.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
Society dictates I cover my nipples with this.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
underpaid, over-educated and bored out of my skull
of 32 votes, 41% like it
Too poor for Scientology.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Inside every fat child is a skinny child drowning in pudding.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Carnies give corndog flavored kisses
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Chrissy can go to hell!! JANET FOREVER...
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Corn? When did I eat corn?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
F, Marry, Kill - Screech, Urkel and Me...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Help me activate my Wonder Twins power...
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I have knees.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
I have never secretly killed a hobo. Wink wink...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I killed your God.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
I live in an Oligarchy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I may be tidy, but I like girls.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I steal office supplies.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
I'm smarter than my boss.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
If smoking caused Virgo no one would care.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Jesus went bare-chested.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Lets sit in the back row and make fun of people.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Read my blog if you want to know what I really think about you.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Smells like somebody finally changed their underpants.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
The Revolution Will Be Improvised!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
This shirt is pants optional.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
This shirt would look better in a different color.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Why are you smelling my sponge?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
You know, with a little help, you'd be almost pretty.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
You're not blogworthy.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
You’ve got your eyes on the prize
of 32 votes, 9% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

I am awesome.