Bare minimum plausible. Ideally authentic.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Unusual and certainly unique.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I don't believe your lies.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Regrets are for horseshoes and hand grenades.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The level of stupidity involved is beyond even what I can handle.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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F.E.A.R.!
Fuck Everything And Run!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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History,
It's about
time.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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There are angels in the clouds doing it.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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After I die, I'd like to haunt dreams. I'd be pretty good at that
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Misogyny loves company
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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See this look? It's terror!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I bought this while not wearing pants.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Never forgot that the past is the parent of the present
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Bacon is like monkeys - it makes everything better.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I may be out of ammo but I ain't out of chainsaw B*TCHES!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Just because something's popular, that sure doesn't make it right
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Children are merely idiots with an excuse.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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A triumph of lowbrow consistency.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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On a scale from one to awesome, I'm the sh*t.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I feel a lot better than I thought I would be. The beer helps.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Always vigilient, and dies in the end.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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There's an old proverb that says anything you want it to.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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Where is your god now?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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HALT! HAMMERZEIT
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Don't stick it in her pooper!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Don't worry sir, I'm from the internet.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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This shirt has sexy results.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Even kitten cannot save this shirt now.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Nothing's sexier than the taste of earwax.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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No, the beard stays. You go.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Love Walrus
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Mr. T was once clocked at 100 FPS. That's fools pitied a second.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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I am both amused and disturbed.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Hold this, please.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Killer whales are Jerks.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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I'm more friendly than you imagine.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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"Paper is fine, nerf rock." - Scissors
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Never attribute to conspiracy that which can be incompetence.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I love the fact that you exist.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with the software.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Psychotic Foreign Teenage Chicks are so hot.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I'd totally eat glowing green spiral cut ham. How could you not?
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I wonder who you are.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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My fate today may be another's tomorrow.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Cows are God's way of turning vegetables into real food.
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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