Profile for rAnCh_e - still drunk

rAnCh_e aka angie is a 27.67 year old girl, has been a member since November 14, 2005, has scored 1441 submissions, giving an average score of 2.35.

Jun 20 '07 by rAnCh_e

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still drunk

I think i'm still drunk from last night. Went to the Padre game and got effed up! I didnt even know the score until I heard it on the radio this morning.

ohhhh tequila....ooohhh beer....ooohhh NACHOS!

i need a drink!

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skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:33am

Wow, you sound like a Cubs fan...

BURN!!!

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 10:34am

i need a drink...not a burn.

skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:38am

Drink enough and you WILL feel the burn. YOu know, Johnny Cash?.... "Ring of Fire"?....

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 10:39am

will i burn so bad that i'll want to strip?? cuz i am at work...and i just dont know if that would be the appropriate thing to do...but then again...i'm drunk so who the fuck cares!

valorandvellum on Jun 20 '07 at 10:40am

You're drunk at work?? Does that help?

marblecargirl on Jun 20 '07 at 10:42am

yeah! strip! Hey, it might even get you a raise.

skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:42am

Wait... are you drunk or hungover? If you're laughing at the fax machine and trying to fax your boobs to Fresno, you're drunk.

If the sound of the cell phone ring in the person one cubicle over is making your head throb, you're hung over.

ekaj47 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:42am

were you so drunk you passed out in all your clothes with all the lights on and wake up wondering what the hell happened

passed out clothes sleep drunk is some of the best sleep

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 10:46am

being drunk at work helps in many ways...
1. i dont give a fuck what my boss says
2. i dont give a fuck what anyone says
3. i dont give a fuck!

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 10:47am

DRUNK!

skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:48am

4. I don't give a fuck if I get fired
5. I don't give a fuck if they have to call the cops to get me out
6. I don't give a fuck if I have to move back home because I don't have money for rent.

Yup, it helps. But then again, I've known lots of people who did it on a regular basis and kept their jobs. Everyone knew they took a nip, even the BIG boss and it was cool. I never had that kind of seniority.

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 10:49am

ekaj...acutally yes...it was that type of drunk....i got home folded laundry that i dont remember folding...hung out with this guy and my roommate...passed out on the couch, in all my clothes...then went to bed to find a naked man in my bed but somehow i stayed clothed...
wtf?
passing out fully clothed sucks! this means i got no action last night.

skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:50am

then went to bed to find a naked man in my bed but somehow i stayed clothed...
wtf?
passing out fully clothed sucks! this means i got no action last night.

don't be too sure... many guys know how to re-clothe w0men... check carefully!

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 10:52am

well my pants were on backwards this morning...
yes!!!!!!! i was taken advantage of....yes!!!!!!
more tequila please!

skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:53am

LOL... pants on backwards....

ekaj47 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:54am

damn drunk with a naked person in your bed and you got no action . . .

there is something very wrong with that

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 10:56am

maybe he's gay???

skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 10:58am

maybe YOU'RE gay, just only when you're drunk!!!

GIRLS GONE WILD!!! WOOOOOOO!!!

ekaj47 on Jun 20 '07 at 11:00am

maybe your a drunk tease

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:00am

actually...i am so gay when i'm drunk...

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:01am

dude, I'm shitfaced.

srsly.

...

cuz I'm brown.

shit.

face.

haha.

shit.

face.

skafiend007 on Jun 20 '07 at 11:02am

after that "joke", I need a drink...

marblecargirl on Jun 20 '07 at 11:04am

Pear is cool cuz he drives us all to alcoholism.

Ranch is cool cuz she's gay for me when she's drunk.

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:06am

I don't need an excuse to take off my clothes and violate the closest person in the waiting room outside of my pediatrists office.

I dont' need drugs.

or alcohol.

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:13am

i need drugs and alcohol

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:13am

I'm above drogs and alcuhol.

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:13am

marble is cool cuz she wants my sweet peach...drunk or sober...she'll take it!

marblecargirl on Jun 20 '07 at 11:14am

heck yes I will.

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:15am

if you grow fruits on your body, you should take showers.

and stop doing drugs.

I don't need drugs.

I need hugs.

or sweet armor.

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:17am

you need fucking help!

marblecargirl on Jun 20 '07 at 11:18am

it's hard to hug someone in armor no matter how sweet it is.

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:18am

if that help is in the form of drugs, I don't need it, because I have leafs and trees and plants and herbs and shit... not literally shit. but like, shit as in any additional factors.

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:23am

you need pills and liquor.

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:24am

I don't need drugs, I have the love of my family, and a gameboy.

marblecargirl on Jun 20 '07 at 11:28am

and the nickname of "FUCK"

ItsLegit on Jun 20 '07 at 11:29am

i hate alcohol.

FourtyFour on Jun 20 '07 at 11:29am

you know what they say cures a hangover?
More alcohol!

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:31am

exactly fourty four...that's why i need a shot of tequila right now!

marblecargirl on Jun 20 '07 at 11:32am

tequila! my favey!

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:33am

I like tequila too.

it tastes like butterscotch sunshine.

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:34am

tequila makes me get naked...and give road head.

ItsLegit on Jun 20 '07 at 11:34am

eeew.

someone tell me whats so great about alcohol????

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:35am

me too no way!

I also drink olive oil.

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:35am

alcohol is cool because it makes you spell good.

ekaj47 on Jun 20 '07 at 11:36am

hooray for tequila and road head

ItsLegit on Jun 20 '07 at 11:36am

alcohol

iPear on Jun 20 '07 at 11:37am

alcohol is also cool because sometimes you wake up, naked in bed with your friend and your butt hurts, and when you pee, it stains the bathtub but it's okay because you know you totally probably had the best game of super smash bros. ever.

ItsLegit on Jun 20 '07 at 11:41am

same thing with drugs.

except, no throwing up/headaches.

rAnCh_e on Jun 20 '07 at 11:42am

alcohol is good cuz it gives you a reason to say obsurd nasty things and if you sleep with someone ugly...you can just blame it all on the alcohol.

marblecargirl on Jun 20 '07 at 11:44am

^ that's the damn truth.

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