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rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e aka angie is a 27.7 year old girl, has been a member since November 14, 2005, has scored 1441 submissions, giving an average score of 2.35.
  Jun 18 '07 by rAnCh_e        68 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
bee sting
So I ran on Thursday with a group of people from work, over behind balboa park and morley field...well yeah i was so into my run and starting to enjoy it, until a fucking bee stung me...
it flew across my face so i swatted it, and accidentally swatted it into my shirt and that evil little bee stung me on my boob....oh and it was on my bigger boob! It at least could have stung me on my smaller boob to even things out for a day or two...
fuck you little bee...how dare you sting my biggie...


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squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Jun 18 '07 at 1:13pm
Damn bees!
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 18 '07 at 1:14pm
damn little boob!
wotto
   wotto on Jun 18 '07 at 1:15pm
boobies - ouch
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Jun 18 '07 at 1:16pm
oh..niceee
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jun 18 '07 at 1:16pm
yowzer
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:17pm
Oh and my friend got stung a while back...she was in her car on her way to work, and a bee stung her on her ass. So she went in and asked her manager to pull the stinger out of her ass! hahaha classic!
margolove
margolove on Jun 18 '07 at 1:19pm
ahahaha

I was riding my bike a few weeks ago and a sweat bee somehow flew down my shirt and stung my boob. It hurt a lot even if it wasn't full size, ahaha.
margolove
margolove on Jun 18 '07 at 1:19pm
(and then I killed it, of course)
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:20pm
boobs are full of sweetness
xiv
   xiv on Jun 18 '07 at 1:21pm
i dont remember ever being stung by a bee or wasp.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 18 '07 at 1:21pm
honey boobs
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jun 18 '07 at 1:24pm
what the heck is a sweat bee?
wotto
   wotto on Jun 18 '07 at 1:24pm
i got stung on my tongue when I was a wee boy. I left a lolly on the side while I went to the toilet and when I returned I popped that lolli in my piehole and wooowzers that little stripey bastard got me. I almost pissed my pants.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 18 '07 at 1:29pm
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:32pm
that's intense...in the mouth!
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:34pm
Tracerbullet....Sweat bee is the common name for bees that are attracted to pollen and the salt in human perspiration. This covers a large family of bees that are common in most of the world except Australia.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 18 '07 at 1:40pm




rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:43pm
that's sexy!
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 18 '07 at 1:44pm
the guy on the right is baby faced like blaster from mad max
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:45pm
it would be even hotter if they had stingers...
chelly
chelly on Jun 18 '07 at 1:45pm
if it happens again, rub a penny over the sting
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 18 '07 at 1:46pm
they have stingers . . . you just havent provoked them yet . . .
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:48pm
hahahahah

chelly, i also heard that crushed up asprin with a dab of water works well...
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Jun 18 '07 at 1:55pm
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:55pm
are you saying i should rub pudding all over my body???
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Jun 18 '07 at 1:57pm
um..ahhh...hi
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 1:58pm
hi pudding lover
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Jun 18 '07 at 2:03pm
My cousin got stung in her ear once.

I've only been stung once when I accidentally stepped on one. I think bees like me because I always used to save the lives of bees in my grandpa's pool. Perhaps I am a well-known bee lover in the bee community. Yeah, that's most likely it.
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 2:04pm
can you teach me your bee loving skills? I seem to always get stung and so does my poor little dog...
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Jun 18 '07 at 2:07pm
hahaha, pretty much my skills amount to getting them out of the water then blowing on their wings until they could fly again.

Of course my cousin did this too, and she got stung in the ear... so maybe it's not fool proof.
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 2:08pm
why would you get my hopes up like that?
I'll end up being like the kid in "my girl" that gets stung to death...thanks for your wisdom you bee lover who cant teach her skills!
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Jun 18 '07 at 2:11pm
Oh noo! sorry for the false hope!

That made me cry in My Girl when Mcauley Culkin died.
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Jun 18 '07 at 2:14pm
xiv on Jun 18 '07 at 1:21pm
i dont remember ever being stung by a bee or wasp.

Seriously?! You are SUPER lucky. I can't even count how many times I've been stung.
iPear
iPear on Jun 18 '07 at 2:37pm
I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp either.
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 5:14pm
that's cuz you're a walking stinger...ipear
iPear
iPear on Jun 18 '07 at 5:20pm
ooooooh girl.

you makin' me blush!
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 5:21pm
i meant stinker....
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Jun 18 '07 at 5:21pm
betrayal
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 5:21pm
you divorced me...
iPear
iPear on Jun 18 '07 at 5:22pm
ooh girl...

you makin' me blush!
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 5:22pm
i love me some stink...
can you bee stink me please...
iPear
iPear on Jun 18 '07 at 5:24pm
man, I love how bees sort of climb on top of each other like a big five eyed, six legged, two winged, orgy.
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 5:25pm
bee sex is sweet
iPear
iPear on Jun 18 '07 at 5:25pm
sweet like honey flavored semen.

mm.

semen.

...

se

men.

semen.
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 5:26pm
sea men, my favorite kind of men.
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Jun 18 '07 at 5:27pm
picture?
rAnCh_e
rAnCh_e on Jun 18 '07 at 5:27pm
of semen or of my biggie with a bee sting?
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Jun 18 '07 at 5:28pm
you covered in pudding
maija
maija on Jun 18 '07 at 5:28pm
I have never heard of a "sweat bee". Bees around here are attracted to flowers.

I've never been stung either. Maybe that's because I live in a sweat-bee-free land.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 18 '07 at 5:28pm
how about semem on your biggie with a bee sting, might as well throw in the little one too so we can get a sense of scale here

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