You win some, you lose most.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Meeting people is awkward. That's probably why our hands shake.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
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Pretend this is a humorous pop culture reference.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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I support causes with shirts.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt loses.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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The ground will always be there to catch your fall.
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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I support causes.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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I'm not with the band. I just broke into their van.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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A witch is always prepared to sweep.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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Please, no Personal Digital Assistants in public.
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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Doctors must really be afraid of apples.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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I went on vacation and all I got was this lousy human.
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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I'm completely naked under this.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I'm a boy scout. I'm scouting for boys.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I don't submit. I supermit.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I hope you've got a sewing machine - 'cause I'm ripped.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I'm the same size in Japan.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I agree to the Legal Terms, but I don't want the newsletter.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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I'm too busy making sweet slogans to study.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a girl scout. I'm scouting for girls.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Ironically, Stalin was Russian.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Wanna join my air conditioning club?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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There's no "i" in "the beholder."
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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You can't spell "Honors" without "oh no."
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Sir Wonder: Better Than the Doctors and Misters
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I'll bet you thought this said something interesting.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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This is a U-shirt. It's the next generation of shirt.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Buy a t-shirt - it'll last longer.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Teachers have AIDES.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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