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coffee_pls is a girl, has been a member since November 13, 2005, has scored 3,666 submissions, giving an average score of 2.76, helping 60 designs get printed.
sitting on the fence of indifference hurts my ass.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
drink drank drunkard
of 52 votes, 4% like it
I'm good in bed and breakfast, lunch, dinner and maybe supper.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
I've a funny sense of humor
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Life Lover
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I'm single and VERY available.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
I'm psychic. I know you want me.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Fake boobs ahead
of 32 votes, 16% like it
My busy mom told me to play with myself
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Missing: Inner Child
of 32 votes, 28% like it
I shower in the bathtub.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Let's Star Trek!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Johnny Depp loves to play pirates
of 34 votes, 9% like it
yeah, that guy's a slut.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
make love...lotsa them!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
I love my mother-in-law to death.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Unfashionably fashionable
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I'm not arty farty. I'm just plain farty.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
What type of font do you like?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Ask me where I bought this T-shirt from.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
I'm good in bed and breakfast
of 33 votes, 21% like it
If at first you don't succeed, just give up!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Pinocchio has a long you-know-what.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Raphael, Leonardo, Michaelangelo & Donatello are turtles.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Take a hike!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
If at first you don't succeed, that means you have failed.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
If you can read this, you can read English!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Don't get mad. Get even.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I'm going to Boston for good sushi.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Beam me up, Terry!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
"Continuum" is spelt with Ws.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Don't be such a cliché!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
My inner child wants me to grow up
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I want my inner child to meet your outer child.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
destiny is fated
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Bad idioms = clichés
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Life's unfair. Cheat.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Why play fair when you can play unfairly?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Victoria has a secret. Do you know what it is?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I love scrabbled green eggs and ham
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Queen of the Armpit Forest
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Lingerie - undergarments in France
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Beam me up, Scottie dog!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Don't stare. You'd go blind.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
If panties are undies, then bras should be abovies.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Where did all the good idioms go to?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Warning: Full of hot air. Must fart NOW!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I'm allergic to you. Please stay away from me!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Allergic to all allergies
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Idiotic Idioms!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Dry Cleaning is a misdemeanor
of 33 votes, 9% like it
i am so repressed that i can't fart
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Professional Amateur At Work
of 33 votes, 15% like it
handwashed by the washing machines
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Will pay for an uplifting experience
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Dead people cannot kick the bucket
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Don't get mad. Get madder.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
i'm so cheesy that mice love me
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Don't Dwell in Hopelessness
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Man of Stainless Steel
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I'm lost in your eyes.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Bravo, New World
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Fodder For Gossip
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Too pee or not to pee...that is the urgent question.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
this shirt is such a cheap rip-off
of 33 votes, 15% like it
The Art of Being Pointless
of 34 votes, 18% like it
same difference
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Young man, choose wisely.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
i like big buttons and i cannot lie
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Don't talk to me. I can't hear.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
i yearn for intellectual intercourse
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I've got a C++ for my programming language.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
new vintage wine
of 34 votes, 12% like it
5 Big Macs, 4 Large Fries and a Diet Coke, please.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Actors fake it all the time.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
addicted to Barbie's shoes
of 34 votes, 15% like it
If at first you don't succeed, press Ctrl, Alt, Del.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
Soccer - 22 men and 45 balls
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Shocking Confessions of a Serial Killer: I killed only once!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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of 34 votes, 12% like it
These Greek philosophers do not make any sense.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
please water the sunflower
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Starbucks - where they don't call coffee "coffee".
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Apple hates Creative people.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
needy love
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Starbucks - where they can't spell "grand".
of 34 votes, 12% like it
i swear to tell you the real truth.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
I have the figure of a speech.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
this animal thinks
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Stuttering from Alliteration
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Wake up and smell the burnt toast.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
my enemies piss me off!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Caution! I'm hot! Please handle with care.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Please release me, let me go...you kidnapper!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Thank you. Please come again more often.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Is middlecase in the center of UPPERCASE & lowercase?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
I'm fueled by hot air.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Rabbits have leap years.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Follow the white rabbit into the leap year.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Ssssssh! I can't hear!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Shakira makes a man want to wear Spandex
of 33 votes, 9% like it
decaffeinated coffee makes me sleepy
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Wanted: helping hand for a job
of 33 votes, 18% like it
men love torchlights and headlights
of 33 votes, 12% like it
need a helping hand for a job
of 33 votes, 15% like it
no pick-up lines at this bar
of 33 votes, 9% like it
i pee standing up
of 33 votes, 12% like it
you're so beautiful that i can't bear to look at you
of 33 votes, 9% like it
the flawed perfectionist
of 33 votes, 9% like it
my thumbdrives
of 33 votes, 9% like it
breathless underwater
of 33 votes, 12% like it
i don't hate fat people; i just love skinny ones.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
arty farty people eat too much baked beans
of 33 votes, 12% like it
scissors, paper, stoned.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
don't kiss my ass; you're full of hot air
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Photoshop cowboys use the lasso
of 33 votes, 9% like it
rebellious rebel
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Christina thinks that she's beautiful.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
conformed rebel
of 33 votes, 9% like it
I don't understand the Greek language.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
my flowers cannot grow in the attic
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Unhappily eating a Happy Meal.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
short pple grab nuts more easily
of 33 votes, 9% like it
checkout the check-out girl!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
carnivores are the real vegetarians.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
too hungry for decent conversation
of 34 votes, 9% like it
i'm clever at stupid games
of 33 votes, 9% like it
soul-ed out
of 33 votes, 12% like it
i love my favorite enemies
of 34 votes, 12% like it
comedic cynic
of 34 votes, 9% like it
cynical comedian
of 33 votes, 9% like it
an imperfect perfectionist
of 32 votes, 9% like it
a very complicated simple modern hippie
of 33 votes, 12% like it
kitsch my ass
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!@#$% are unpronounceable words
of 21 votes, 10% like it
"Herb" is pronounced as "urb".
of 21 votes, 10% like it
.gif me that picture!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
@ everywhere, except online
of 21 votes, 5% like it
a Blonde Asian
of 21 votes, 5% like it
A Comedian is a Cynic in disguise.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
a gothic catholic girl
of 21 votes, 10% like it
a green with envy field of fireballs
of 13 votes, 8% like it
a sad optimist
of 21 votes, 10% like it
A.D/B.C/DC
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Absolutely Fabulous Scones
of 21 votes, 5% like it
AC/B.C/DC
of 21 votes, 10% like it
ac/bc/dc
of 21 votes, 10% like it
ad/bc/dc
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Agent 007 is in front of Agent 008
of 21 votes, 5% like it
airhead heiress
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Airplanes run on fuel.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Alone in a crowd
of 21 votes, 5% like it
american ninja turtles in the sewers
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Americans Can't Go Dutch
of 21 votes, 10% like it
An American Paris
of 21 votes, 5% like it
An idiomatic is allergic to idioms.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
An Innocent Cynic
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Analogy is the painting of words with pictures.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
anti-climatic climax
of 21 votes, 10% like it
anti-climax climax
of 9 votes, 11% like it
aquaphobic aquarius
of 21 votes, 5% like it
arty farty people eat too much baked beans
of 7 votes, 14% like it
au naturelly
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Beam me up, oh Mothership!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Belittle, you adult!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Big, better, breast
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Bohemian Rap - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
of 21 votes, 5% like it
breathe underwater in the aquarium
of 21 votes, 5% like it
busy playing with words
of 21 votes, 5% like it
can't live without ciggies
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Cast the First Iron Stove
of 21 votes, 5% like it
cat lovers love hot dogs
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Catch-22 players on a soccer field
of 21 votes, 5% like it
cattle drive
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Chopsticks: Chinese fork & spoon combined
of 21 votes, 5% like it
constant state of flux
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Ctrl C, Ctrl P and papier mache
of 21 votes, 5% like it
dancing drag queen
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Daniel + Danielle = Danielllet
of 21 votes, 10% like it
daydreaming beautiful nightmares
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Diamonds are made of of C.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Diamonds are made of Vit. C
of 21 votes, 10% like it
discount coupon
of 21 votes, 5% like it
discounted love
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Discuss disgust disgusted
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Do not put off procastinating.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Do you Ctrl C me?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
don't come flux with me!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Don't fire the chef
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Don't kiss my ass. It REALLy stinks.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Don't leave me hanging! Help!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
don't mess with me porridge
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Dove Invader
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Drowning in boredom
of 22 votes, 5% like it
dry clean water
of 21 votes, 5% like it
dude, where's my brain?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
E! Wok's that?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
electric string guitar
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Faith, light and a grouchy man without ciggies
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Farter Inside
of 21 votes, 5% like it
feisty fire dragon
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Follow the white rabbit in the leap year.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Football uses your feet.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Forrest Gumball Machine
of 21 votes, 10% like it
friend of the enemy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Get off the Internet Highway
of 11 votes, 0% like it
green forest of trees
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Hannibal & Clarice went to silence the lambs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
hePay.com
of 11 votes, 0% like it
High heels - tools that short people use.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Hold still. I want to get over you.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i ain't sweet; i'm terribly bittter
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I am hungry for food. I can't think logically.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i breastfeed.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I breastroke in the pool.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I don't remember you. What's your name again?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I drool (a lot) when I sleep.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I got lost in your eyes.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I have a bad memory - I don't remember you.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i have a big little brother
of 12 votes, 0% like it
i have a cheeky bum
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I have a secret that I can't tell you about.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I have the figure of a pitchfork.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
i horn the car when i am horny
of 12 votes, 0% like it
I kick ass donkey-style
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I like to ask "Why" questions. Why?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I like to sit on the fence
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I love coffee so much that I hate tea.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
i love everyone (except tea drinkers)
of 10 votes, 0% like it
i love hard and i hate harder
of 21 votes, 5% like it
i love life and i live for love
of 21 votes, 5% like it
i love my bitch, Fifi.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
i see dead people... in a morgue
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I stare because I am blinded by your beauty.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I think inside my brain
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'd flux for you
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm a cat lover who loves a dog lover
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm a drooler.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm his fave T-shirt! (And yes, he washes me only once a week!)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm hot and I know it.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
i'm naked without my Threadless tee
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm no stttttttttttuttering idiot
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm pretty confused. Am I?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i'm pretty cute
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm so mysterious that I don't even know myself!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i'm so perfect that there's nobody for me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm telling the truth - I really am not pulling your leg!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
i'm telling the truth - these ARE fake!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I've a deep dark secret. What's the depth & color of yours?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I've lost myself. Have you seen her?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I've lost myself. Have you seen him?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
If pig is pork, then Dick is such a...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Important food groups - corniness, wheatiness & cheesiness
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Inspired by cats; pissed off by humans
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Inspired by stupidity
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Intelligence For Dummies
of 22 votes, 5% like it
it takes more strength to cry
of 21 votes, 10% like it
it's difficult being easy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
It's over. The skinny heiress has sung.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
It's so obvious that I can't see it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
James Bond is a secret numerical spy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
John has just Donne it
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Josh Groban wants you to raise him up
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Justify my text
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Karate + Karaoke = Bruised-up & Deaf
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Karmasutra = Sex for the Dummies
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Keep quiet. I need to make some noise with my drums.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
kidnappers play with (cut-out) words
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Life is a race course - you'd end up where you had started.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Life is like a race course - you'd end up where you had started.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Life's Ironies: life is pretty funny
of 14 votes, 0% like it
life's too short for ugly undies
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Love rival
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Low on fuel. Need coffee.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Luke Walks On Skies
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Mac evangelists worship a fruit.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Madonna Takes A Shot
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Madonna Takes An Arrow
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Mashed potatoes and peas on earth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
May the breast man win!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
MC Screwdriver
of 21 votes, 5% like it
McDonald's = food served by a Clown
of 21 votes, 10% like it
modern hippie
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Mrs Broderick loves Manolo Blahnik
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Murders, He Wrote.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
my bitch says "woof!"
of 21 votes, 10% like it
my doctor loves to play doctor
of 21 votes, 5% like it
My doctor prescribed me a good dose of reality tv
of 21 votes, 5% like it
my dog says that i am good in bed
of 21 votes, 5% like it
My hand hurts. Can you lend me yours?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
my mom says that i am a nice, sweet girl
of 4 votes, 0% like it
my mom says that i am a nice, sweet girl
of 21 votes, 5% like it
My name is Lee. Bruce Lee.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
my nurse doesn't like to play doctor
of 21 votes, 10% like it
my only flaw is that i am perfect.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
My threadbare Threadless tee
of 21 votes, 10% like it
naked, sacred...and very cold
of 21 votes, 5% like it
naked, scared...and cold
of 21 votes, 5% like it
New McDonalds still has restaurants
of 11 votes, 9% like it
new urban country bumpkin
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Nicole admits - life with Paris isn't simple
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Nicole admits - living with Paris ain't simple
of 21 votes, 5% like it
nope, i'm not envious that you're green
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Oops...Britney did it again!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
our restaurant serves healthy burgers
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Out of sight, out of mind and outta the house!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Out-of-bounce
of 22 votes, 5% like it
peace, love and a disillusioned modern hippie
of 22 votes, 9% like it
pirahanas in a swimming pool of blood
of 5 votes, 20% like it
piranas swimming in a pool of blood
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Plain vanilla sex, please.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Please don't think of me, you stalker!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
poor little rich girl
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Procastinators put me off.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Pulp Fiction Genres
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Queen of The British Council
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Quiet! I am badly in need of drum practice!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
R.S.V.I.P
of 21 votes, 5% like it
rage against the materialism machinery
of 21 votes, 10% like it
rage against the materialistic humans
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Rejected by the eject button
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Rosenberg & Goldstein Didn't Go to White Castle
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Sashimi: expensive, raw, thin fish slices - Japanese style
of 22 votes, 9% like it
semi-liquid paper assets
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Shaved cheese, you mouse!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Shocking Confessions of a Serial Killer: I killed only once!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Sighted: Ghosts in the Shell petrol station!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Simon says he doesn't want to speak anymore
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Slow to slogans
of 22 votes, 5% like it
solace in uncertainty
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Spy Technology - An Agent of Flux
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Starbucks - where they can't spell "grand".
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Sun Tzu's The Art of War of the Worlds
of 21 votes, 5% like it
sun, sea... and sand in my bikini botttom
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Survivors' tips on not getting lost on Cast Away
of 21 votes, 5% like it
sweet & sour tastes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Sweet Animal Inside
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Take this, you weak chicken!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Tear up, tear down and tear diagonally
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the beautiful geek
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The Good Devil
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The Gothic Angel
of 21 votes, 5% like it
The Karate Kid Taught by Bruce Lee
of 21 votes, 5% like it
The Little Prince William
of 21 votes, 5% like it
The Morse Coat of Arms
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The Village People run the YMCA
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The YMCA is ran by the Village People
of 5 votes, 20% like it
They chiseled me out of my money
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Thinking in a straight line
of 21 votes, 10% like it
This coffee-house serves only tea
of 21 votes, 10% like it
this myspace for rent
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Time to renew my spiritual magazine subscription
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Too hungry to think logically, emotionally
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Two sets of rules - spoken & unspoken
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Two sets of rules - spoken & heard
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Up, up...and ooooooouch.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Verbal diarrhoea causes bad breath
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Very important food groups - cheesiness, wheatiness & cornine
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Victoria's Secret is that she buys Wonderbras from Playtex Corp.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Vogue = Dancing Made Fashionable
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Walk alongside yourself.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Wanted: Definitely more $$$
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Warning: Blind Photographer Ahead.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
watered-down coffee
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Welcome to my Duck side
of 11 votes, 0% like it
white - the new colorless color
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Whores do not make love.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
wordsmiths play with words.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
yes they are fake. i wear pushups.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Yes, I'm a bitch. Sue me!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
Yes. I'm @ home. Please email me at my address.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
You make me LOL.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Young men cannot choose wisely.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Your village called; they have lost their fave idiom.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Youth of A Rhythm Nation
of 21 votes, 10% like it

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