Threadless T-Shirts - Profile for Polyester Jones

Polyester Jones aka gertrude is a girl, has been a member since November 11, 2005, has scored 3617 submissions, giving an average score of 2.98.

URL: http://polyesterjones.blogspot.com/

Kll Vwls of 76 votes, 25% like it	I am the "they" in "That's what they say". of 85 votes, 28% like it	It’s red, spiky, has six flagellums and it’s crawling up your leg of 89 votes, 19% like it

Oh, you mean THAT elephant. Yeah, I mostly ignore him. of 99 votes, 47% like it	I had an out-0f-body experience last Thursday. of 85 votes, 18% like it	Ringo was the cute one of 86 votes, 12% like it

Love Your Alter Ego. of 73 votes, 26% like it

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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PTTBWICFOSHM!
STP LINK--You know you want to
I give my STPs to various people, chosen using a complex system so advanced that putting it into use dims lights all over Guam. I may point you back, I may not. Why? Because I'm mysterious. And complex. Dammit.

This video that now doesn't work and has thus been removed contains many of my favourite things -- Kids in the Hall, atrociously ugly wallpaper and The Smiths. Why don't you watch this instead. You might be very pleased with the results, I do not know.

ginetteginette on Jun 02 '08 at 1:21pm
ooops that eyeball shouldn't be in the middle of the castle like that. hahaha

Torakamikaze's artistic representation of yours truly

"You'd love it here, Andy. Scotty's Junction is where atom bomb scientists, mad with grief over their spawn, would come and get sloshed in the Ford saloon cars in which they'd then crash and burn in the ravines; afterward, the little desert animals came and ate them. So tasty. So biblical. I love desert justice."
-Douglas Coupland (Generation X)

Moz!