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Polyester Jones aka gertrude is a girl, has been a member since November 11, 2005, has scored 3623 submissions, giving an average score of 2.98.

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Jul 26 '08 by Polyester Jones

44 Comments

Watch this

ulcers of the eyeball

I has them.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 12:20am

wot wroh!!!??

anyone with Harold as their avatar & that Bjork thing in their profile has to be cool.

What's up?

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:22am

I haven't been on in a while, and everybody's forgotten me.
But I remember you. I know you're cool.

Hi.

Asides from receiving this rather disturbing bit of information concerning my eyeball, I'm great. You?

PuterBoy on Jul 26 '08 at 12:26am

Hey, you might be able to wear an eyepatch and everyone knows that eyepatches are the bomb.

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 12:26am

Ah, thanks, Honey!

What happened??? :(

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:27am

There is a virus in my left cornea that is creating tiny ulcers. On my eyeball.

I just have to hope like hell that it doesn't spread to the right

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 12:31am

Holy crap! That is crazy! Do you have a good eye doctor?

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:35am

Yeah, I went to the optometrist and she looked at it and sent me to an opthamologist...he was pretty good. But they can't give me medication or anything, because it's not bacterial.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 12:37am

Eeeep!!

TKozar on Jul 26 '08 at 12:38am

I just got over form having one on my eye from my contacts. I had to not wear contacts for like a month and I had drops I had to put in two times a day. THEY SUCK AND BURN!

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 12:39am

That stinks! *hugs*

100% sure Jack is following me around the blogs. *grabs his bum*

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:42am

Yeah, I can't wear my contacts, and I'm blind.

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:45am

AND I WAS GOING TO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT TONIGHT!!!

damn my eyeballs.

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 12:46am

I'm sorry, Honey :(

Total bummer

But best of luck, I hope they figure it out!

tracerbullet on Jul 26 '08 at 12:49am

oh no! i hope you feel better!

if you're not able to finish your portion of the story right now because of that, lemme know and i can move you down the list a bit.

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:51am

No, I can probably do it, I really don't have anything else to do, unless it gets worse or I have to go to more doctors.
Done by July 28th, right?

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:52am

oh and how long should it be?

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 12:56am

lo, @ "total bummer."

That sucks, though, Polyester.

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 12:58am

*glomps Jack before he can protest*

I *knew* you were stalking me!

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 12:59am

"Stalking" is a subjective term.

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 12:59am

Meh, it'll get better. It just hurts. And I can't see very well. '

I NEED DISTRACTIONS

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 1:04am

here's a distraction:

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:07am

That reminds me of in It's All Gone Pete Tong, where he has to learn to read lips.

Good distraction, thank you :)

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 1:07am

LSD is a distraction.

I've never taken it, though.

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:13am

Somebody on LSD got his hand taken off by a train last night around here. I'll pass.

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 1:14am

Had lsd when I was younger.

You're not missing much, unless you like staying up all night, chewing on a straw...

tracerbullet on Jul 26 '08 at 1:14am

yup, july 28th. it can be as long as you want, but a minimum of two substantial paragraphs.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 1:15am

Ahahahahaha.

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 1:17am

I'm so not kidding

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:21am

Okay, great.

When I was in an international school, somebody brought a bag of straws to class one day, I don't know why. Then we all took one and started chewing. I don't know why this happened either. It became a tradition. We got through the entire bag in a week.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 1:22am

The strongest drug I've done is weed/salvia.

I thought my head was unscrewing itself b/c of the salvia.

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 1:23am

no drugs necessary

Sex and sometimes a little alcohol = all you need :)

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:27am

ooh hey, off topic, but has anybody here ever been to one of those murder mystery parties?

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 1:29am

my friends did, they had fun

but that was a lonnnnnng time ago

and I still say sex is better!!!

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:31am

I've never been to one. I wrote one for my brother's party a couple days ago, I was wondering if I adapted it and put it up here anybody'd be interested?

(And nobody's disagreeing with you, Twiggy :P)

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 1:31am

Nope.

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 1:32am

lol, ^5

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:34am

nope to what?

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 1:36am

Nope to murder mystery parties. And nope to sex. Now.

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:38am

Twiggyhall on Jul 26 '08 at 1:38am

who tf says no to sex?

weirdo.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 1:39am

I iz Christian!!! And seriously so, now!!! Waz once upon a time I said yes. No longers!!!

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:43am

who teh fuck says no to a murder mystery where the victim is a roadie for the Flaming Lips named Ford who is found drowned in Wayne Coyne's personal backstage vat of green Jell-O?

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 26 '08 at 1:44am

. . . . . . . . I stand corrected.

Polyester Jones on Jul 26 '08 at 1:44am

although I can understand not liking murder mystery parties, or parties for that matter. I had much more fun writing it then doing it.

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