If I could make a deal with God I'd get him swap our places
of 50 votes, 0% like it
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SLEEP lie down on the edge of your bed, you will soon drop off
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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When you die haunt me!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Why don`t sheep shrink when it rains ?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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LOST Integrity if found please return
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Civally Disobediant
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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moo ..moo... mooove that cow outta tha way!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Keep feeding me pins and rusty razorblades
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Do me 1 favour..STOP breathing my air!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Atomic Wedgie Champion 1998-2003
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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... --- ... = SOS
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Unicorns,Dragons,Dodos,Griffins all tasty with BBQ sauce
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Height+Width+Weight=Me
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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My Halo turned into Horns
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Mary had a little lamb.....she ate it with mint sauce
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Sticks and Stones break my bones but Whips and Chains excite me
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the approaching train!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Its always like that sometimes?!?!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Milk Milk, Lemonade, round the corner chocolates made
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Come out with your pants down!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Watch out for Piranhas!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Voodoo dolls suffer pins and needles
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Caution [ Loose Screw]
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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dont stare into the sun
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Tequila worms worst hangover
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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tighty whities rule the world!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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avalanches are great fun
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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