Gravity is very attractive
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Potato eyes can see you
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Beer, now cheaper than gas!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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72% water by volume
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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I use to grow-up
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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You'd be a grouch if you lived in a trash can
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Ah munna eat joo!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt available in HD
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Time Square isn't square
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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I OD'ed on Flinstones vitamines
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Can you guess my name?
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt was not inspected
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Need a job? So do I
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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90% crazy by volume
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Rocket science isn't as hard as everyone thinks
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I write funny slogans for a living
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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If I fall asleep, poke me
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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poop is boob upsidedown
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Dyslxeic Nihgtmaer
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I want Kosher bacon!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I was there when Aquaman drowned
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Not today, I left my beer goggles at home
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Brown M & M's aren't really M & M's
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I wish you had gills. You would have drowned by now
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I voted for David Palmer
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt was my inheritance
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Want a free drink? Ask me how.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Denny's or IHOP?
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I got this shirt from an infomercial
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Gumby is a poser
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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You should be a mime
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Poke me if I stop breathing
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Newb or Noob, that is the question
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I just wanna dance
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I want to google you
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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My love for you is umlimited
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Mikey, all time Fear Factor Champion
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Jack & Coke
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Nemo's taste good
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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My anus is bleeding... Yay!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Ma spoon is too big
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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The meaning of life is 42
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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It's morphine time!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Clownfish aren't funny
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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What would House do?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I could MacGyver that
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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All I need is a paperclip, a rubberband, and a ladder
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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