Inertia is what keeps me going.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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I appreciate movies more than people.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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The Frighteners will always be a good movie.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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If I tell you it's my birthday, will you give me cake?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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That sounds about right...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I can be pretty cool sometimes...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Inertia tells me to keep going.
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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The universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to eat you.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I'm awesome. You're just okay.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I think we all know how this is going to end...
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I eat bowls of cereal like you for breakfast.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I prefer my love to be of the unrequited variety.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Mosquitos and Zombies both want to eat you alive.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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New is the new New.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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More reality, less TV.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Cartoons are more animated than you or I could ever be.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I went to the doctor once...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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For commercial use only.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not meant for this.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I've got a list of demands.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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How many _______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I eat breakfast for breakfast.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Carbon-based lifeform waiting to serve the Robot Overlord
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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"Gesundheit" means "Bless You"
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Elitism: Only the best.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Superhero Movies: Taking over the world one box office at a time.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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You're dumb because I say so.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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