That's not green gum, you stepped on a leprechaun
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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I think I just stepped on a leprechaun...
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Only genies can make instant noodles
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Don't patronize me - I need my sippy cup!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I'm avoiding an essay, a history test, and 32 vampires.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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This is my amazing technicolor dreamcoat
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Don't feed the squirrels - feed the squirrels to the bears
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I was sent by the unicorns, and they are not pleased.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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I grew up on an ant farm
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Sir, I'm sorry but we cannot call in the manager. He's a zombie.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Antarctica Academy of Fine Arts
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Zeus sends his holiday greetings through me
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not a fan of sliced bread.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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polka dots are the sick, twisted cousins of checkers
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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Live life on the edge - drink tea
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Mosquitoes are baby vampires!
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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<-- That guy's a jerk.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Cheer up, Liechtenstein!
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U far, far away
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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a penny saved is completely useless.
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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raisins are granny grapes
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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