Shirts I own (roughly in order):
Portrait of a Gentleman
Silence of the Lambs
Heavy Medals
B.F.F.
What Would MacGuyver Do?
Pandamonium
Lil' Soap
The Communist Party
Stabby McKnife
Stop, Drop, and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell.
So far, this is the oldest I've ever been.
Hypotamoose
The Fast Supper
Myopia Utopia
99 Luftballons
Stop Destroying Our Planet...
Canada: Living the American Dream...
Robot Dance Contest
Dad?

Shirts Desired:
In Case of Emergency...Break Dance
Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow
I Heart Color
Best Mime Ever
Tasty Table
The Sound of Silents
Rock Out With Your Cock Out
Prehistoric Freak