We'll be here 24/7 for five days only.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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You're a pacifist with a gun Eileen.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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HA! You're better than TardBlog
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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GoogleEarth:The only SURE way to know your keys ARENT on the roof
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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I'm sneaky!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Look! Something shiny! It fell off that cliff over there!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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This is the most scene kid I've ever seen
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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zombies don't break hearts...
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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+500 scene points
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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you're only scene if you take pics in a toilet while looking away
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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if that's not scene then... i don't know what else is.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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looking more emo than scene
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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fucking scene kids
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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don't look at the camera. peace sign is a must
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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i'm scene you're not. deal with it.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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the grass is SCENER on the other side
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Your FaceBook Wall smells like an alley wall behind a bar
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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LiveJournal > FaceBook
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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LiveJournal > MySpace
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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the wii beckons mii
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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stop searching for food pron.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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My soul hurts...
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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My life hurts...
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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A litte part of my soul just died
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Lennin was snarky
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Karl Marx is my homeboy.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Yeah, I feel more like Jack Bauer everyday
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Taco night is a tasty cornshell full of lies.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes...
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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The trouble with life is there's no background music...
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Stop naming kids "Jesus!"
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Do we get XP for this...?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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It's like tough love. Only without the love. And with more ninjas
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Legos > Mega Blocks
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Pirate-Ninja
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Impeach Everybody
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Cowboys Suck: Vote Democrat
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I still eat Playdoh
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Still plays with Legos
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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Tango-master
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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It takes two to bird flu
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Pithy: It's a word with and without the lithp
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Criminal stupidity is NOT an excuse
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Too bad "criminal stupidity" isn't a real charge for arrests
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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For Sale - Two Tickets: Michael Richards at The Apollo
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Bird Flu is Yummy
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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SNES? Oh, yes.
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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NES? Oh, yes.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Legs are hereditary. They're in your jeans.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Democracy simply... doesn't... work...
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Now it's "Archduke Chocula" cereal
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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The Gene Pool Could Use a Little Chlorine
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Lord, Save Me From Your Followers
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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I don't have a Licence to kill
I have a Learners Permit
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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I Chew Foil
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Mullets Happen
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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We lied
Size does count
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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The meek shall inherit
Nothing
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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mullet
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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It only hurts when I pee
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Busy. You're Ugly.
Have a Nice Day
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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I Hate Everybody and You're Next
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths...?
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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So many stupid people...
So few Comets...
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Everybody is Somebody's Weirdo
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Following the Rules Will Not Get the Job Done
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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If it's called tourist season...
Why can't we hunt them?
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Suffers from Ocasionaly Delusions of Adequacy
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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I know what you're thinking and you should be ashamed of yourself
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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...According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist...
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Televangelists: The Pro-Wrestlers of Religion
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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it IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I have the Body of a God
(Buddah)
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps...
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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To All You Virgins:
Thanks For Nothing
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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If at first you don't succeed... Blame someone else and seek help
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember my name
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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...I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to...
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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...Boldly Going Nowhere...
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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We are born wet, naked and hungry. Things get worse.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I've had better lives
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Why is everybody staring at me?
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Don't Worry, it Only Seems Kinky the First Time
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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I must not think bad thoughts
I must not think bad thoughts
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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I need somebody really bad... Are you really bad?
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I Blame Society
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Don't Persecute Me Because of YOUR Ignorance
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Sometimes good guys don't wear white
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a foreshadowing Ninja!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Like hell it's yours!
Put it back!
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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I play with clay
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a sub-atomic train wreck
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Why are your hands in my pockets?
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Get your hand outta there.
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Uh-oh... Someone needs to be put on an 8 second delay...
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Are you on a 7 second delay?
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Everybody Poops (not everybody hits what they aim for)
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Where are my Sandals of Jesus?
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Wanna know a great time to buy a Toyota?
When you're broke
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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iPod? No, I Zune.
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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iPods are made from baby souls
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Function No Well Sleep Without
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Bad at fractions and general math
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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*Not A Genius*
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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A little piece of my soul just died...
It's an iPod now
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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My mind is a rubber band, please, don't pull too tight on it
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Meat isn't murder.
Meat was murder.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Under my clothes, I'm naked
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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If life gives you lemons, squeeze 'em into a squirtgun
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Robot Nipples
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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What about Poland?
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Your mom is on the internets
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Ever see a wild chicken?
Didn't think so
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Ever see a wild cow?
Didn't think so
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Did I just freak you out a little?
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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chyeahhhh i rock.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Let's make like a fetus and head out
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a photographer; don't be so negative
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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In China, it's just called "food"
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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In Canada, it's just called "bacon"
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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ROFLwaffles
(with syrup)
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Lotto = NOT a lotto brains, NOT a lotto money
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I swear if he's not gay then I'm a stringbean!
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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lol @ u
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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yea... if you were a line... you'd be a scribble...
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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i can't believe i'm watching porn instead of doing my homework...
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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i'm not attracted to ugly people
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Eep, Oop, Meep, Soup
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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C'mere 'ya little meat creature
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Will you hate me if I tell you I ate a frozen quesadilla today?
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Communism: Wrong in Any Era
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Survivor: Now That's Well Scripted
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Michael Richards loves the Black Man
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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A Little Bit Better Than God
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Everyone Loves Hypno-Toad!
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Now With 40% More Exploding Baby!
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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I Draw Stick Figures With Poor Shading Qualities
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I Will Never Blink
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Tazers Make a Lovely Gift
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Nothing is greater than, or equal to, a math joke!
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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The math book is depressed because it has so many problems.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Organs Inside
(no Intel chips, here)
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Spoiler: Harry Potter is a PRAT
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Spoiler: King Kong DIES
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Spoiler: Jesus DIES
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Not Trendy
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Baby Boomers: Exploding Infants Since After WWII
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Potato Cannoneer
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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On a man, these are called "moobs"
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Gee... You don't sweat a lot for a fat girl
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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You all are just pure Baltic Avenue!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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I'M IN UR SHIRTZ!
I'M KILLINGZ UR MOOBZ!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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*looks good in earth tones*
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Not your mommy - stop whinning at me
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Bolshevik! Pure bolshevik!
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Pluto's no longer a planet...
But your MOM is!
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Term Papers Are Death
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Bolshevik this!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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That's what they said about Communism
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I'm going to end up calling Peurto Rico from inside your pants
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I <3 Socialism
(go red army, go!)
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Spare no expense! Have it sent over the interwebs
ALL of them!
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Do YOU know the chem. formula of caffeine?
Didn't think so
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I play SNES games
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Your MOM is downloadable!
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Wii-tarded
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Wanna' play with my... Wii...?
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry I'm so tired, I was up all night playing with my Wii
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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If I want a Nintendo Wii, does that make me Wii-tarded?
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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In response to your idea, here's a frog wipping its bum with idea
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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ROFLcopters kill
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Monkey Butt-sex!
(Made you look)
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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By reading this, I have temporary control of your mind
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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He was being mean, so, I tied him to the goat
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Ya know what happens to those books by changing "wand" to "wang"?
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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'Ya know... Freud did a LOT of cocaine...
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Ooh... That Whacky Freud
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Not a trendy photo opportunity
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I am not a trendy photo opportunity
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Symbolism: I just don't get it
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Metaphors: for smart people who're too lazy to use "like" or "as"
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Fecal Matter
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not good at symbolism
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Dreams: your brain spazzing the fuck out in your sleep
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Simile, like a smile
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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ooooh... it's a METAphor...
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Sometimes the King is a woman
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Don't Pee Here
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Believe in me. Suck my blood and become a vampire.
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Lies and vaudville. That's all I have, really.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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LIES! LIES AND TRICKERY!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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LIES
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Refugees Welcome
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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POODLE MUST DIE
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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i'd rather be spooning
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Where have all the River Pirates gone?!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Meat is murder, go veagan. (Go, veagan, go!)
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Eat Brick
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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What's this for?
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Think of this as a Window
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Money Sucks
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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When in doubt, shout "POOP!" and run away
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Assonance, always against Alliteration. (We use vowels here!)
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Trendy photo opportunity.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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This is not a trendy photo opporunity.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Eat the Rich! Yummy!
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Poo, from the toilet, not the forest
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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It was the wind
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Sometimes, it's really hard to keep track of your monkey
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Think of lag as a little cuddle from the server
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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...But...Venice isn't Poland, though...
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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My recurring character sense is tingling!
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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