I am the ADD queen of the ADD generation, spork is both a noun and a verb, and the status of my sanity is highly controversial.

Contrary to popular opinion, I am NOT a vampire. (I just happen to be nocturnal, and eat small children for breakfast.) I am, however, queen of the society of purple-eyed creatures that lives under my radiator.

Wincest owns my soul, but it rents out the back room to The Shoebox Project. LoVe and Jam are frequent visitors. Doctors House and Wilson also stop by occasionally to spend the night (and make out on the couch).

(Sharpies are fantabarificus.)


That is all.