Imus be a racist.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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I enjoy being an Asshole
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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school is for the week.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Blame the media.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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There's a skeleton in all of us.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Ask me awkward questions.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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1988 Lawn Dart Champion.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Music makes me.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Life is a near death experience.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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I gave up church for Lent.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I feel just how you look.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Pandas are gay bears.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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This isn't my shirt.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Cue eerie music.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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This isn't really happening.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I borrowed this from a friend.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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You just ruined my 2006!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Cheney shot J.R.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Hit up a roller disco.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Cheney shot the Sheriff.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I don't know any of you people.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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London is that way. --------->
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I wouldn't do that if i were you...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Monkey see, monkey don't.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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i live in a box.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Out of context.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Free is my favorite price.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Music yes, math no.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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See package for instructions.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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Your zippers down
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Don't ask me for directions.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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Also available in Your Mom!
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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I'm drunk.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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iCantbelieveitsnotMicrosoft
of 71 votes, 24% like it
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It's harder than it looks...
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Easier said than done.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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It's not what it looks like...
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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More often than not
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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High Five for Ridiculousness!
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Pun Intended!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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You can't walk off a dart in the eye.
of 96 votes, 31% like it
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Mentally insufficient.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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some things never change...
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Starbuck's are coffee nazis.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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It's happy pizza time!
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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You gotta do the robot.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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breast milk is creepy
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Just ignore them.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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My favorite color is Seven.
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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What's the world coming to?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Powered by music.
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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You shouldn't be reading this.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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I probably can't remember your name.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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that one guy
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus tastes like wafer.
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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Birkenstocks are for hippies.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Sarcasm is my forte.
of 58 votes, 34% like it
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Save the Rainforest, burn a hippie.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Eighty Sixed.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Sarcasm: it's a way of life.
of 61 votes, 33% like it
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I have a question.
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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The early worm gets eaten.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Kiss me, I'm rad.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Strippers like me.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Does this look real?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I'll fight you!
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Strip Clubs are weird.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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iRaq.
of 69 votes, 35% like it
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Guts aren't sexy.
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Ron Weasley is a pimp.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Reggae saved my soul.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Speak of the devil...
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Nazis are just angry Germans.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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I've killed people for less.
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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public nuisance
of 76 votes, 13% like it
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I've never done this before.
of 83 votes, 18% like it
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Immigrant
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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You mean nothing to me
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Stop whining, gas isnt that expensive...
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Opening Act
of 76 votes, 25% like it
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Lights, camera, action!
of 85 votes, 16% like it
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3,2,1, GO!
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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My friend is half Japanese.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Nothing to see here.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Bow to your sensai.
of 83 votes, 25% like it
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Slow dance with the one you love.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I don't think five is enough.
of 75 votes, 20% like it
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You had to be there...
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Jews rap more gooder.
of 77 votes, 14% like it
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Don't be daft.
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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Trendy is the new retarded.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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Get a hobby.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Are you emo or just a whiner?
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Don't be a douchebag.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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How not to be a douchebag.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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When did google become a verb?
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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My dad's a ninja.
of 80 votes, 33% like it
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I love the village in the summer.
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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Celebrities belong in the Zoo.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Stop following me!
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Revolutionary
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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Makes things happen
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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I'm there.
of 82 votes, 15% like it
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I'll be right here.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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Living in Sin.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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Unusual
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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You should see my shoes...
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Country music makes baby jesus cry.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Jesus Loves Hip-Hop
of 97 votes, 19% like it
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I don't skate, I just like the shoes.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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I'm not emo, but my haircut is.
of 94 votes, 29% like it
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Don't tell the authorities.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Mug me.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Here's a plan: FUCKIN' LEAVE!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Haha! You're stupid.
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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Anti-Christ
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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stop squinting at me.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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point and laugh
of 70 votes, 34% like it
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some random guy
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Paris Hilton must leave...in a body bag.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Concerts are rad!
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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Irish Girl
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Irish Guy
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Ow, my retina!
of 89 votes, 19% like it
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i know, i'm really white.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Careful now.
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Down with that sorta thing.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Donatello's Rad!
of 78 votes, 15% like it
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I knew this was gonna happen...
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Spare me the bullshit.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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It's ok, i'm a doctor.
of 78 votes, 27% like it
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I snuffed out your gang's burner.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I'd like to stab you in the head.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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You know what they say about Irish guys
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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Good things have big ears.
of 85 votes, 15% like it
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A friend in need should not throw stones
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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Love will get you nowhere.
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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Too many cooks die young.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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One mans meat is its own reward.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Sarcastic? Me?!
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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Why don't you go die?
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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My feminine side is a bitch.
of 62 votes, 34% like it
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The early bird waits for no man.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Will someone please kill Paris Hilton?
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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Birds of a feather killed the cat.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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The best things in life get the worm.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Drink good, it does a body milk.
of 76 votes, 22% like it
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At the movies.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Back off!
of 79 votes, 16% like it
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My lasagna is bleeping.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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See the world.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Don't forget where your from.
of 78 votes, 12% like it
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Listen to your parents.
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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$9.75 for a movie ticket?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Bring back the Drive In.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I miss being a kid.
of 96 votes, 27% like it
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Never thought it would last...
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Act your age.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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Your 12yo shouldnt wear make up.
of 93 votes, 16% like it
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My dad grinds his own coffee.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Never been in love.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Hopeful romantic.
of 75 votes, 24% like it
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I like it here.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Theres only so much you can take off...
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Everyone needs a hero.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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We need an uprising.
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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You had no right...
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Stop apologizing.
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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Orgasms are for pussies.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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I love the rain.
of 79 votes, 30% like it
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She broke my heart.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Never been in a fight.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Too many have died for their religion.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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i'm nice, i swear.
of 71 votes, 31% like it
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Good things come to those who date.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Crises precipitates change.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
of 105 votes, 48% like it
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Stay positive.
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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Be yourself.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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We're all connected.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Dreams separate us from the animals.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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My donkeys an ass.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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I'm tragically delicious.
of 71 votes, 35% like it
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Choose wisely...
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Miserable.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Beyond repair.
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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I dive at the shallow end.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I'm doing well.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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You'll never get away with this.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Not ready for a commitment.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Assembled in Ireland.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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It's nice to be nice.
of 101 votes, 20% like it
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Old fashioned
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Class Clown.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I see through your lies.
of 76 votes, 24% like it
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Fuck that!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Don't underestimate a kick to the shins
of 115 votes, 37% like it
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You found me.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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Try harder
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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I'll get my coat...
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Awful nice
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Creep
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Double crosser.
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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Trickster.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Varmint.
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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Con man.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Trespasser.
of 75 votes, 16% like it
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Thief.
of 72 votes, 14% like it
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May i take your order?
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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You'd better believe it!
of 85 votes, 16% like it
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i heart slogans
of 101 votes, 19% like it
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The future is now.....no now........NOW!
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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This'll only take a second.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Trouble maker.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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man, that smarts something awful.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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What a way to go.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Eleventy Billion
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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In recovery.
of 82 votes, 13% like it
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Brace yourself...
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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My green card is pink.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Welcome to America! Speak English.
of 82 votes, 30% like it
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I'm not white, i'm clear.
of 93 votes, 24% like it
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i haven't got time for this.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Errand Boy
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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I know more than you could imagine.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Crafty
of 73 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not on the list.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Access Granted.
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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Golfers have balls.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Plays well with self.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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My other t-shirt caught fire.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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I'm still here.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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I'll ask my questions first...
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I'll be right back.
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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When did spam become food?
of 81 votes, 27% like it
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i'm outta here.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Old people smell.
of 121 votes, 21% like it
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i need to go to bed.
of 71 votes, 18% like it
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You make me sick.
of 69 votes, 20% like it
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Don't bother. You suck
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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I never thought i'd say this.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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To whom this may concern,
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Shut up or i'll kick your walker.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Old people walk funny.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Bus drivers are bored.
of 80 votes, 15% like it
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get back in the closet.
of 87 votes, 31% like it
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wow, you're ugly.
of 75 votes, 17% like it
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Racism, it's what's for dinner.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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Stop mindless pumpkin mutilation.
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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Welcome to America. Drive on the right.
of 69 votes, 42% like it
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I go commando
of 69 votes, 26% like it
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Rock my world, bitch.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Treat me badly
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Farts make me laugh.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Farming is for farmers.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Future ex-girlfriend.
of 71 votes, 18% like it
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i'm gonna do mean things to you.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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silly mortal
of 97 votes, 27% like it
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It's bed time, leave.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Who died and made you asshole?
of 82 votes, 17% like it
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Pigs make good ham.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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Mustaches are for pornstars.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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Lose the mustache
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Jamie Foxx is over rated.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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I like hotdogs
of 83 votes, 12% like it
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Madonna is an old woman
of 83 votes, 17% like it
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Still Hustlin'
of 81 votes, 12% like it
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Hey, how do you like me so far?
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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When did you get here?
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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i'm never coming back here again.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Comb your hair
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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Brush your teeth
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the 8th deadly sin.
of 76 votes, 30% like it
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Carbon based life form.
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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Sick and tired
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Alert the media
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Banned for life
of 73 votes, 23% like it
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It's me again
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Let's see that in an instant replay
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I didn't know they stacked it that high
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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wow, i can't believe you're serious.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a spy (shh...)
of 99 votes, 35% like it
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Support local artists
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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pull the other one.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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What seems to be the problem?
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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It has been a pleasure.
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Dance like you're on fire.
of 58 votes, 45% like it
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Not available in all areas.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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He never saw it comin'
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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You really should think before you speak
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Can i stop you for a second?
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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take THAT!!
of 72 votes, 18% like it
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A different kind of sick.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Police chases are fun.
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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now, where was i?
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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Breast fed babies suck.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Front row, center.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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now you've gone and done it.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Oh look, a distraction!
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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i need another beer.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Corporate whore.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Shift Whore.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Don't let the media tell you who to be.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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what does it all mean?
of 78 votes, 17% like it
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keep your ball on the eye...
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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The weathermans a filthy liar.
of 110 votes, 40% like it
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I'm gonna eat your children.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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i bleed green
of 101 votes, 25% like it
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Get a job you fucking slob.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Any questions?
of 77 votes, 17% like it
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Intermission
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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Dr. Phil has a potty mouth.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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the monkeys stole my memories.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Stop smiling at me!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Keep your stupidity to yourself.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Ergonomically Sound
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Don't bother, i'm not listening.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Whatever happened to the apocolypse?
of 80 votes, 25% like it
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Satisfaction Guarantee
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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You saw it here first!
of 85 votes, 21% like it
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This is your captain speaking...
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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Please buckle up for take off.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Dr. Phil is the Devil.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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Unauthorized reproduction is prohibited.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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When i was your age...
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Wherever i go, there i am.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Here's an idea: get lost.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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My dogs more emo than you.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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You're scaring the children.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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No Preservatives.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Contrary to popular belief...
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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i know, it's uncanny isn't it?
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Sleep is over-rated.
of 71 votes, 27% like it
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My alarm clock is the devil.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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I wasn't invited.
of 71 votes, 27% like it
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You weren't invited.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Ms. Interpretation
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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I ran out of ideas.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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So, did that rash go away or what?
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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Orphan
of 80 votes, 11% like it
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when it comes to no, yes you don't.
of 72 votes, 15% like it
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jokes are funny!
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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Dang kids with their wheelie board ramps
of 89 votes, 24% like it
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Tomatoes are fruit?
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Look at all the pretty colors!
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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I've lost my mind.
of 72 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather be downloading porn.
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not flammable, i'm inflammable.
of 81 votes, 17% like it
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Metaphysical Therapist.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Slowly plotting your demise.
of 80 votes, 30% like it
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i can't believe you found me.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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46% of all statistics are worthless.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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Take a Shower!
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Smile if you dig me.
of 97 votes, 15% like it
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My meds are wearing off.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Yeah, i can't believe it either.
of 76 votes, 24% like it
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Will work for wages.
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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i thought i was done for
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Don't knock it till you try it.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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We're all pink on the inside.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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Go Blog yourself.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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So, what you're really trying to say is
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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well, well, well...
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Carpet layers do it kneeling down.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Don't speak when your heads empty.
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I didn't think he'd go through with it
of 70 votes, 19% like it
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I wear this for attention.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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Cigarettes make you more attractive.
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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I wish my PC was a Mac.
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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I learned it from watching you, dad.
of 144 votes, 23% like it
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My dad runs fast
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I didn't vote for him.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I wish there was a font for sarcasm.
of 77 votes, 49% like it
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How may i help you?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Greetings
of 83 votes, 16% like it
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Results not typical
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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Can't buy love, but i can buy hookers!
of 74 votes, 19% like it
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Top of the food chain.
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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Quality Control
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Former Mullet Rocker
of 103 votes, 17% like it
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Courtney would drive anyone to suicide.
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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I'm lost.
of 87 votes, 23% like it
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Psychologically different.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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You're unfortunate looking
of 90 votes, 31% like it
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need a hand?
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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You talk funny.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Chicks dig my accent.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Be original, like everyone else.
of 70 votes, 31% like it
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Your dog humped my leg.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Unbeatable
of 72 votes, 15% like it
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Eat a salad.
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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My passport's purple.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Wanna see my green card?
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Don't laugh
of 74 votes, 19% like it
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Come with me...
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Ape descendent
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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designated drinker.
of 66 votes, 32% like it
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Effin' Scumbags!
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Bandit
of 72 votes, 24% like it
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You're not that great looking, really.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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What? Sorry, i was busy ignoring you.
of 85 votes, 25% like it
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Listens to good music.
of 86 votes, 23% like it
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For Lease
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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I can't believe they let me out.
of 75 votes, 27% like it
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Stop being such a jerk!
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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Here's a breath mint
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Starsearch Reject
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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All employees must wash their hands
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Eat your greens
of 81 votes, 17% like it
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My Dad plays the banjo.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Don't forget to write!
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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Quick, someone stab out my eyes!
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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Ah, what the crap?
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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you really need to get out more
of 70 votes, 16% like it
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i think i ruptured something
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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There's porn on the Internet?!?!
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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I'm shy, not rude.
of 88 votes, 24% like it
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I've got the plague
of 86 votes, 23% like it
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You've gone and done it.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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wait, remind me again why i care..
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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we'll see about that...
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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The trees are slowly plotting our demise
of 85 votes, 42% like it
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What just happened?
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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Mimes are just French Breakdancers.
of 188 votes, 48% like it
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