ppppantless
ppppantless aka David Kiley is a 26.29 year old boy, has been a member since November 3, 2005, has scored 25332 submissions, giving an average score of 1.24.
snakes eat snake steaks
of 36 votes, 0% like it
UP TO MY NECK IN SHIRT
of 42 votes, 21% like it
Press 1 for English and stay there till you learn the language
of 42 votes, 24% like it
i'm a senior and i am ready to die
of 42 votes, 5% like it
i'm up to my neck in shirt
of 42 votes, 29% like it
Rick out with your dick out
of 54 votes, 7% like it
This shirt makes you look 10% cooler
of 45 votes, 16% like it
This shirt makes me look 10% cooler
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Bisexuals are twice as likely to get a date come Saturday night.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
Rectangle? Damn near killtangle!
of 60 votes, 22% like it
I'm up to my neck in shirt.
of 74 votes, 46% like it
Bears see things pretty much the way they are
of 64 votes, 27% like it
If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer
of 69 votes, 30% like it
49% of people are below average
of 71 votes, 32% like it
Today is blue shirt day
of 67 votes, 31% like it
Hitler ruined that moustach for everyone
of 78 votes, 45% like it
An Ipod is not going to make your kid love you
of 66 votes, 30% like it
This shirt makes me run faster and jump higher
of 66 votes, 26% like it
Its been a business doing pleasure with you.
of 72 votes, 32% like it
If you can read this you meet my standards
of 67 votes, 27% like it
There aint enough vodka in Moscow to drink you pretty
of 68 votes, 28% like it
I know 50 ways to kill you with this shirt
of 64 votes, 28% like it
Poet Smurf was no more than Papa' s propaganda machine
of 68 votes, 31% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
2006 is the International Year of Deserts and Desertification
of 17 votes, 0% like it
Ahh if life was an after pee shiver
of 5 votes, 0% like it
All I had for breakfast was a can of corn
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Anna Nicole Smith is dead
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Anna Nicole Smith sucked an old guys dick
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Asphiyxia: Suffered by all that I have strangled
of 31 votes, 23% like it
Astronauts get all the Tang they want
of 48 votes, 27% like it
Bad Ass Melon Farmer
of 37 votes, 27% like it
bad to the boner
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Barbara
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Barking wall spiders
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Bells and Whistles
of 41 votes, 24% like it
Billy-Bop the Sandwich Sock
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Bitches gone Bonkers
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Boooooooo!!! You stink!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Born to ride the bus
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Boss Horse
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Bratwurst.. Oh baby!!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Break yo' self Foo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Bucket of Smashed Assholes
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Buttoxen
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Cerebral Dick Hemorrhage
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Cocaine in the Membrane
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Cool Hand Larry
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Crumpled Up and Played Over
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Cursive is hard
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Damn... they put chips in front of me!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
David
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Death of a Sales Associate
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Diet starts on Monday
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Don't Pay Your Hospital Bills
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Elephants Everywhere
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Enunciation St.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Every time a bell rings an angel gets full blown AIDS
of 50 votes, 8% like it
Everybody loves Rayon
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Everybody wants to make a Hot Brown on derby day
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Everything is hairy in Karachi
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Fat Abdomen
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Fecal Matters
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Five Over Four
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Four Floors of Whores
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Full Blown Mormon
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Give Me A Buck
of 16 votes, 6% like it
God only nose
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Herro!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Hot Saturday
of 37 votes, 5% like it
How do you have the time to eat that much?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
How's your box?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I am the best always all the time
of 24 votes, 8% like it
I blow more than my nose in tissue paper
of 46 votes, 17% like it
I can suck my own cock
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I carry only $20 at a time
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I feel like a bucket of smashed assholes
of 29 votes, 10% like it
I Feel Super
of 16 votes, 13% like it
I Got A Three Pound Cock
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I got yo V-card
of 4 votes, 0% like it
I hate dolphins
of 40 votes, 23% like it
I have time sensitive documents
of 35 votes, 26% like it
I Hope it has Dire Straits
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I know the stripper's real name
of 9 votes, 0% like it
I love Mike O'Malley
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I made the all star team
of 11 votes, 0% like it
I never have. I never will
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I paid $15 for this shirt plus shipping
of 24 votes, 21% like it
I want to fight your brother
of 35 votes, 26% like it
I went through toxic gouiter surgery
of 38 votes, 3% like it
I went to vegas and all I won was crabs
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I would sell you for crack
of 33 votes, 24% like it
I'd Shake Your Hand But I've Just Finished Admiring My Pile
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I'll drop everything and work on that for you.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
I'll Fucking Kill You
of 42 votes, 17% like it
I'm Fucked
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I'm fuckin rad
of 8 votes, 0% like it
I'm missing something in my meatloaf
of 37 votes, 3% like it
I've been told I have a fucking attitude problem
of 46 votes, 28% like it
If Hitler was accepted to art school WWII would not have happened
of 50 votes, 22% like it
If smell is 90% of taste, you taste awful.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
In the Flesh
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Interview with an Umpire
of 9 votes, 0% like it
iPub
of 32 votes, 25% like it
It's 8:40 lets get twice as high
of 46 votes, 15% like it
It's time for you to step up
of 19 votes, 0% like it
iVag
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Jesus is my best friend but he won't loan me money
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Kegels keep your box from falling out.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Lochness Monster Takes a Pee
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Loose Girlfriend
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Meat with Eyes
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Mild David
of 7 votes, 0% like it
My dog can lick anyone.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
My other Hummer is a Blowjob
of 52 votes, 10% like it
My other shirt has mustard stains
of 36 votes, 19% like it
My shoes hurt
of 50 votes, 16% like it
My spoon is too big!
of 35 votes, 37% like it
Naked in Bahrain
of 27 votes, 15% like it
New Dehli Cold Cuts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
No time for love Dr. Jones
of 20 votes, 5% like it
nobody likes to have fun anymore
of 37 votes, 19% like it
Nocturnal Emission Impossible
of 36 votes, 17% like it
OMG is my co-pilot
of 43 votes, 5% like it
OMG is my co-pilot, LOL BRB
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Party like it's 1997
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Periods are nature's pregnancy tests.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Peter Pantsless
of 5 votes, 0% like it
petroleum schmetroleum
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Pizza is a trap that will burn the skin in your mouth
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Plastic Kills Paper Helps
of 31 votes, 29% like it
Pogo Like A Mofo
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Points, Puzzles, Pop-Quizes, and Prizes
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Poo Poo Ka Ka
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Potential Lunch Winner
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Power Tools
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Pussy Fart
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Quit and Go Drinking
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Richard Palmer
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Rock 'n' Roll Blumpkin
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Rock out with your box out
of 45 votes, 24% like it
Rough Business
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Rudy got her period today!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Salmon: the other pink meat
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Sandwich with lots of levels
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Scant at Best
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Shake Djibouti
of 49 votes, 24% like it
Shaving Sucks
of 46 votes, 26% like it
Shit Sandwiches Make Your Breath Stink
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Shitty Beetles
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Smoking cigs and taking swigs
of 22 votes, 9% like it
So you think your Kung-Fu is pretty good huh?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Some people's kids..
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Steveweiser
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Television Was Called Books
of 36 votes, 28% like it
Terrible events do infact occur
of 36 votes, 19% like it
The Grinch Stole Columbus Day
of 35 votes, 26% like it
The Grinch that stole Columbus Day
of 52 votes, 15% like it
The Person In Charge
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Tinted Fogged Up Sparkly and Weird
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Today I had a bad case of the fifteens
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Treat em rough you'll get the muff
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Trouser Cough
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Uterus Champion
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Vegi burgers are vegan dildos
of 21 votes, 10% like it
We All Took Our First Shit In Our Pants
of 35 votes, 20% like it
We're Givin er All She's Got
of 16 votes, 0% like it
We're going to hell anyway so lets get some cash
of 36 votes, 22% like it
What a dick around
of 47 votes, 2% like it
What in the hell are you doing?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
What's the difference between an orange?
of 49 votes, 22% like it
Who Pissed in your Cornflakes
of 39 votes, 23% like it
Who Vablarted?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Why do all ties point down?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Why do you need an asshole if all the shit comes out your mouth?
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Will do anything but work for money
of 47 votes, 19% like it
You can smoke all the cigarettes you want in heaven
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Your Band Can Eat My Ass
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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All about me
I play rock music and work in an office.
Update: Sep 04, '08
Update: Ken Marshall
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