2006 is the International Year of Deserts and Desertification
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Ahh if life was an after pee shiver
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All I had for breakfast was a can of corn
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Anna Nicole Smith is dead
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Anna Nicole Smith sucked an old guys dick
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Asphiyxia: Suffered by all that I have strangled
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Astronauts get all the Tang they want
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Bad Ass Melon Farmer
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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bad to the boner
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Barbara
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Barking wall spiders
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Bells and Whistles
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Billy-Bop the Sandwich Sock
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Bitches gone Bonkers
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Boooooooo!!! You stink!
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Born to ride the bus
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Boss Horse
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Bratwurst.. Oh baby!!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Break yo' self Foo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Bucket of Smashed Assholes
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Buttoxen
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Cerebral Dick Hemorrhage
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Cocaine in the Membrane
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Cool Hand Larry
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Crumpled Up and Played Over
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Cursive is hard
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Damn... they put chips in front of me!
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David
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Death of a Sales Associate
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Diet starts on Monday
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Don't Pay Your Hospital Bills
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Elephants Everywhere
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Enunciation St.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Every time a bell rings an angel gets full blown AIDS
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Everybody loves Rayon
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Everybody wants to make a Hot Brown on derby day
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Everything is hairy in Karachi
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Fat Abdomen
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Fecal Matters
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Five Over Four
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Four Floors of Whores
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Full Blown Mormon
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Give Me A Buck
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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God only nose
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Herro!
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Hot Saturday
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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How do you have the time to eat that much?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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How's your box?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am the best always all the time
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I blow more than my nose in tissue paper
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I can suck my own cock
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I carry only $20 at a time
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I feel like a bucket of smashed assholes
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I Feel Super
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Got A Three Pound Cock
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I got yo V-card
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I hate dolphins
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I have time sensitive documents
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I Hope it has Dire Straits
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I know the stripper's real name
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I love Mike O'Malley
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I made the all star team
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I never have. I never will
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I paid $15 for this shirt plus shipping
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I want to fight your brother
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I went to vegas and all I won was crabs
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I would sell you for crack
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I'd Shake Your Hand But I've Just Finished Admiring My Pile
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'll drop everything and work on that for you.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I'll Fucking Kill You
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Fucked
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm fuckin rad
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I've been told I have a fucking attitude problem
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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If Hitler was accepted to art school WWII would not have happened
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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If smell is 90% of taste, you taste awful.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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In the Flesh
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Interview with an Umpire
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iPub
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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It's 8:40 lets get twice as high
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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It's time for you to step up
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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iVag
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Jesus is my best friend but he won't loan me money
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Kegels keep your box from falling out.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Lochness Monster Takes a Pee
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Loose Girlfriend
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Meat with Eyes
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Mild David
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My dog can lick anyone.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My other Hummer is a Blowjob
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My other shirt has mustard stains
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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My shoes hurt
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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My spoon is too big!
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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Naked in Bahrain
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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New Dehli Cold Cuts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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No time for love Dr. Jones
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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nobody likes to have fun anymore
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Nocturnal Emission Impossible
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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OMG is my co-pilot
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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OMG is my co-pilot, LOL BRB
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Party like it's 1997
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Periods are nature's pregnancy tests.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Peter Pantsless
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petroleum schmetroleum
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Pizza is a trap that will burn the skin in your mouth
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Plastic Kills Paper Helps
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Pogo Like A Mofo
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Points, Puzzles, Pop-Quizes, and Prizes
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Poo Poo Ka Ka
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Potential Lunch Winner
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Power Tools
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Pussy Fart
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Quit and Go Drinking
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Richard Palmer
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Rock 'n' Roll Blumpkin
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Rock out with your box out
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Rough Business
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Rudy got her period today!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Salmon: the other pink meat
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Sandwich with lots of levels
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Scant at Best
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Shake Djibouti
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Shaving Sucks
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Shit Sandwiches Make Your Breath Stink
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Shitty Beetles
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Smoking cigs and taking swigs
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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So you think your Kung-Fu is pretty good huh?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Some people's kids..
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Steveweiser
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Television Was Called Books
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Terrible events do infact occur
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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The Grinch Stole Columbus Day
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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The Grinch that stole Columbus Day
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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The Person In Charge
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Tinted Fogged Up Sparkly and Weird
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Today I had a bad case of the fifteens
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Treat em rough you'll get the muff
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Trouser Cough
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Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Uterus Champion
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Vegi burgers are vegan dildos
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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We All Took Our First Shit In Our Pants
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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We're Givin er All She's Got
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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We're going to hell anyway so lets get some cash
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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What a dick around
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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What in the hell are you doing?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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What's the difference between an orange?
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Who Pissed in your Cornflakes
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Who Vablarted?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Why do all ties point down?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Why do you need an asshole if all the shit comes out your mouth?
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Will do anything but work for money
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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You can smoke all the cigarettes you want in heaven
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Your Band Can Eat My Ass
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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