I am awesome on opposite day.

I OWN
[Stabby McKnife]
[Lil' Soap]
[So far, this is the oldest I have ever been]
[Watch the snow fall]
[Prepare for fight]
[Giants talk like this]
[The communist party]
[Diabolical Hot Dog]
[Needful Things]
[Burnout]
[Birds & The Bees]
[Death, Our Nations Number One Killer]

FOR FRIENDS
[Marshmallow Factory]

I WILL OBTAIN BY FORCE
[I'm a noun!]
[The Accident]
[She Screamed, But To No Avail]
[Refrigerator Running]
[Spoilt]
[I'm sure I used to fit]
[Inside you]
[In Case of Fire]
[... Interpretive Dance ]
[I Want To Be Friends]
[Facial Hair Club For Men]
[The Average Bear]
[Haikus are easy but...]
[Fake Pandas Have More Fun]
[Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil]
[Rock Out With Your Cock Out]
[The Sound of Silents]
[Biblical Disaster]
[Obi Wan Kerisst]
[The Morning After]
[What Would Macgyver Do?]
[Ctrl + Z ]
[Ah Munna Eat Choo ]
[I Listen To Bands...]

and about 30 more after that..