i am feet first in a bucket of hot dogs you nerd



im making wine

thats how they do it here in america, YEE HAW

if thats what americans are like

this is what brits are like ( no offense to real brit bloggers)

david brent is the best

Fact: Fuck you, you chav, for making sweeping generalizations about the US, you tooth-decayed, bowler-hat-wearing, monocle-adorned cockney.



LOL IM JKING!!! BFF 4 RL?

Je deteste le chav. very much. If i ran the country i would have them shot and sent to mars!

What good is dead people on a distant planet? I declare that they be shot OR sent to mars.

you dont like the chav... but do you like the SOV? lady Sov, i mean

can i be shot when i get to mars instead...

you're from bolton? thats fabulous!

I would just have them shot. I wouldn't want mars to suffer. 'Lady Sov' did a song with the 'Ordinary Boys' once, and i used to like them

i used to really like her, but now i think she is just o.k.

Bolton is a Splendid place to be. I love it. But i love it more at the Reebok Stadium. I have to use the full names for everything otherwise you wont have a clue what this English guy is going on about.

Is it really. I always imagined it as a smaller, shitter Manchester. With Vernon Kay.



No offence.

I suppose you're too young to remember Burnden Park?



I don't mind Bolton, my sister used to work at the bar at the Reebok. But what kind of a club plays music when they score a goal, honestly?

"If i ran the country i would have them shot and sent to mars!"



seems like alot of effort to get rid of them since we've you know already shot them.



But now for a lesson in the dregs of british society.



Please note the working class are not included in this, by title they are working and are attempting to better themselves in many cases.



pikey/gypo only became travelers because hippies decided they didnt want to work, latter generations dropped the hippy ideals and just decided not to work, however they do hold on to the idea that they dont want to live in a house. Mainly to avoid council tax.



Sound irish even though many have never been to ireland.



Chav, pretty much the dregs of society (below them are beggers and criminals, when I say criminals I'm reffering to more serrious crimes like murder and so on).



They live off the state, have as many kids as possible, but often are to stupid to know how to use a condom, have sex at the average age of 5, drink and do drugs. Thats about it.



So I'm affraid lady sov isnt a chav, she's a towny meaning she dresses in a chavy style but does aim to better herself.

stubby, werent you a 42?

I upgraded, the 43 model is far superiour, actually I got a new account, decided I didnt like it, went back to stubby but decided to have a new er number, to be honnest I wish I'd gone for 3000 but I cant be bothered to change again.

I like you huge essay on chavs. and yes i have to put up with the tracksuits, trousers tucked in socks and stupid caps nearly every day lady sov is on the verge of being a chav but not quite there. She still has a sane side to her

Personally I stopped the random hatred a while ago, but then for the past three years I've managed to escape chavs, that and my music taste has widened.



I like rap music if its A done extremely well, or if its british. Brit rap now is so much better than it used to be and has far more relevance to us and they stoped the whole trying to be american thing so now it works.



I have to admit though lady sovs only good song was the one she did with the ordinary boys.

I have to agree with that. I'm well into my British music but more into the indie/alternative/rock side although i still like 'We Are Scientists' but I'm into Hard-Fi at this moment in time.

Does this chav bashing mean there's no hope for a Burberry coloured shirt? innit.