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melhel86
melhel86 aka Mel is a 30.44 year old girl, has been a member since November 1, 2005, has scored 22,523 submissions, giving an average score of 2.03, helping 362 designs get printed.
is Friday for me!! At least work wise. Tomorrow morning bright and early I am off to Destin, FL for my good friends weekend bachelorette party. I can't wait, this day must end.

I am coming prepared with a glow-in-the dark penis straws, a giant "penis" colada flavored, penis shaped (life sized... of a very large man) freezie pop, light up penis necklaces and so much more. Oh and tequila... so much tequila.

Wish me and my liver luck!!



My liver made it... my knees did not. I had a blast and strippers are fun. Thank you.





p.s. my knees are bruised from jumping up and down to a band playing and knocking them repeatedly into the stage.... so all you dirty minds out there. Shush.

kayceislost
kayceislost on May 10 '07 at 10:43am
have fun!!

and good luck, hehehe!
chelly
chelly on May 10 '07 at 11:05am
that is a lot of PENIS



have a good time for the rest of us



:D
melhel86
melhel86 on May 10 '07 at 11:25am
I will try my best. The Maid of Honors words to use... were Raunchy... we're going Raunchy...



okay then. I'm sure she'll have a blast, and we'll make her last weekend as single girl awesome!!



I also got her lingerie and a variety of flavored stuff that I'm not really sure I want to discuss.
littlem
littlem on May 10 '07 at 11:25am
will there be a penis in the tequila, too?
lemonalle
lemonalle on May 10 '07 at 11:26am
penistastic!
melhel86
melhel86 on May 10 '07 at 11:28am
actually littlem yes... There is penis shaped ice cube trays and penis shaped jello shots





I don't know why, no offense, put peens aren't generally attractive and this is a whole lotta peen.
littlem
littlem on May 10 '07 at 11:28am
ahhhahahaha
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on May 10 '07 at 11:31am
bring your dollar bills
melhel86
melhel86 on May 10 '07 at 1:09pm
hahahahaha I just got back from the bank getting cash... and my last sentence was "and the rest in ones"
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 10 '07 at 1:10pm
Penis colada? I guess you won't need any salt on the rim.
amy122166
amy122166 on May 10 '07 at 1:12pm
penises everywhere!!
chelly
chelly on May 10 '07 at 1:15pm
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
amy122166
amy122166 on May 10 '07 at 1:17pm
why not bake a cake??



squintygirl
squintygirl on May 10 '07 at 1:19pm
melhel86
melhel86 on May 10 '07 at 1:51pm
I think someone got a cake pan... and penis pasta... that's just random.



will this day never end!!



I need a tequila, beach, penis filled weekend. But then doesn't every girl...
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 10 '07 at 1:52pm
I'd settle for a tepid water, hot apartment, cocktail wiener weekend right about now.
melhel86
melhel86 on May 10 '07 at 1:53pm
bad day squinty?
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 10 '07 at 2:02pm
I'm just tired. But I'm always tired these days.



Your weekend sounds like a blast. 'What a fun, sexy time for you.'
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 10 '07 at 2:20pm
Destin is great.... you have to go to McGuires Irish pub and get an Irish wake! They have some of the best food and drinks in the area. www.mcguiresirishpub.com
melhel86
melhel86 on May 10 '07 at 2:29pm
I've been to Destin numerous numerous times, its the closest "nice" beach to New Orleans. I'm not sure I've ever been to McGuires... maybe. I will recommend it if we are looking for food.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 10 '07 at 2:34pm
I went to school in pensacola, they have a sister restaurant there thats great.
3 days later
melhel86
melhel86 on May 14 '07 at 12:04pm
bump for nasty dancers!
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