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Fender Bender
aka Jake is a 23.58 year old boy, has been a member since October 28, 2005, has scored 1,970 submissions, giving an average score of 1.83, helping 31 designs get printed.
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Shut up, I've got the conch
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I died and all I got reincarnated as was this dumb t-shirt
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Zombies are dead to me
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Popping the collar prevents vampire attacks
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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It's not rocket surgery...just finish the problem
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I guess you're not the sharpest bulb in the crayon box
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If enough women get together, it's either tea or witchcraft
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I want my Plato please
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I think, therefore I am...I think...
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I'm the road crew guy who likes to watch
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
George Washington slept here
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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I can pinch your tiny head with my fingers
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I think you evolved from the platypus
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I wasn't invited to the pants party below
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a Scientologist named Sue...coincidence?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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In the game of Battleship, I am a pirate
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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NASCAR: God's Micro Machines
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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On the road of life, I hit all the redlights
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Ronald McDonald and his Playpen Pals promote racial unity
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Soup chefs have too much thyme on their hands
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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When the going gets tough, the tough gets Nuclear
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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You're lucky I have +5 Ctrl, or else I'd magic missile you
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/198342/Fender_Bender
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My gallery photos
All about me
Swiss Cheese
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