...ellipses never end...
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Semicolons; should be used correctly
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Let's pretend we're French and riot!
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Ninjas: Trendy subculture of the moment.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Penguins: Vogue animal of the minute.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I just hit you with my umbrella!
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I SWEAR I didn't curse!!!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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stop being so awesome, i'm losing money
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm serious. For reals.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Cows: Dairy You Need, Nice Leather Shell
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Percentages: They're 100% awesome!
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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pirates, pinguins, Amish.. how last week
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Alas, mine tummy hurteth.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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You should know better...
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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76 trombones led the mediocre parade
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I wore your shirt yesterday
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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that sounds vaguely dirty
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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Me? Why would anyone buy me?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Great Minds Aren't Very Original...
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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let's get down, Extemporaneous style!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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it's unanimous.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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don't forget the spleen!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Neat-o! A sock hop!
of 161 votes, 23% like it
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I think you're swell!
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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marsupials have nifty compartments!
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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An hour later, will it still be popular?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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addiction is addictive
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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I ate the socks in the dryer.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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silly hobo, ramen is for college kids!
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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The name Jim reminds me of constipation
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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potatoes can see you with their eyes
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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It's cookie time!
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Y2K jokes are SO last century.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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like, too cold in Canada to be preppy
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Gloves are for Canada.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Save the cows from living, eat beef!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I woke up at the butt crack of dawn
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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You know what that means...
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I hafta pee!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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OMG! I'm so self-referential!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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My kidneys are full of dinosaurs!
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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You are a passive verb.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Still rockin' the boyfriend's clothes.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Glee! Oh, it's fabulous!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Still Awesome after all these years
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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It's HIP to be artificial/replaced!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Puppies! They grow on trees!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Birds eat dead pigs that eat cow poop.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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intellectual nebulousity
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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FACT: Amish people are so last century.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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FACT: All candy is made from dead birds.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Where's Mrs. Roboto?
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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English class rocks my face off.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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FACT: There's dinosaurs in your tummy!
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Originality is SO Un-original
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Ask me about my infectious disease!
of 39 votes, 46% like it
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You are nature's inside joke.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Pop culure makes me carsick.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Polos are for preppies.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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All my friends are Oompa Loompas.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I can moo like a duck- baa baa baa baa!
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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