Check-a this out. its crazy ab-stracness at it's best... well, maybe not BEST. more like, "crazy ab-stractness at it's mediocre-runofthemill-nothingspecial... est." http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24203402/

Farmer brown had a cow named Zephyr.
He thought her such an amiable heifer.
but when farmer drew near,
she kicked off his right ear,
which made him considerably deafer.

i ate a lot of boiled peanuts. i mean A LOT. you know, like those cups that they have at 7 eleven, that are like 40 ounces or something? i ate a-threeee of 'em.
I didnt die or anything, but you know, i was so crazygonuts sick that i wished i died. graar.