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Rheagar aka James is a 23.47 year old boy, has been a member since October 25, 2005, has scored 1,470 submissions, giving an average score of 3.12, helping 20 designs get printed.
URL: http://rheagar.deviantart.com
AIM: Homsar888
Limerick.
Farmer brown had a cow named Zephyr.
He thought her such an amiable heifer.
but when farmer drew near,
she kicked off his right ear,
which made him considerably deafer.

eoin3
eoin3 on Oct 28 '05 at 12:52pm
The limerick packs laughs anatomical



Into space that is quite economical.



But the good ones I've seen



So seldom are clean -



And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
Bramish
   Bramish on Oct 28 '05 at 12:59pm
Ah the limerick. I recall a day not so long ago when myself and a friend spent the day communicating exclusively in limericks via email. I got home and I was THINKING in goddamn limericks...



"Now what should I cook for dinner

Hmm... steak sounds like a winner

I suppose I could

Maybe eat it with spuds

Although that way I won't get any thinner"
eoin3
eoin3 on Oct 28 '05 at 1:00pm
There once was a man in a dress



I mistook, I am sad to confess



When I discerned what was wrong it



Caused me to vomit



and make a big mess of that dress
Luke...
   Luke... on Oct 28 '05 at 1:21pm
in days of old

when men were bold

and outhouses hadnt been invented...

we laid our loads in the middle of roads

and walked away contented...
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Oct 28 '05 at 1:22pm
that ain't no lim'rick
2 days later
vomtext
vomtext on Oct 31 '05 at 10:47am
sames day's you feel so fat



so you go and kick your cat



what a mess



in such distress



everyone can be a prat
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I dont have a "self". But if you call now, we'll throw in another one, ABSOLUTELY FREE!