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Rheagar aka James is a 20.98 year old boy, has been a member since October 25, 2005, has scored 1470 submissions, giving an average score of 3.12.

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Oct 28 '05 by Rheagar

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Limerick.

Farmer brown had a cow named Zephyr.
He thought her such an amiable heifer.
but when farmer drew near,
she kicked off his right ear,
which made him considerably deafer.

eoin3 on Oct 28 '05 at 12:52pm

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean -

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Bramish on Oct 28 '05 at 12:59pm

Ah the limerick. I recall a day not so long ago when myself and a friend spent the day communicating exclusively in limericks via email. I got home and I was THINKING in goddamn limericks...

"Now what should I cook for dinner
Hmm... steak sounds like a winner
I suppose I could
Maybe eat it with spuds
Although that way I won't get any thinner"

eoin3 on Oct 28 '05 at 1:00pm

There once was a man in a dress

I mistook, I am sad to confess

When I discerned what was wrong it

Caused me to vomit

and make a big mess of that dress