I became an anarchist because all my friends were doing it
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Vampires: something to sink you teeth into
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Cliches: everyone's doing it
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Repetition: the spice of death
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Playing the hokey pokey cost me an arm and a leg
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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A penny for your thoughts or a dollar if you keep them
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I'm curious...how did your cat die?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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A picture is worth 1,000 words and my essay only needs to be 800
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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This is a no-brainer...I'm sure you'll get it
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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When I said "I do" I didn't mean laundry
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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If ignorance is bliss I envy you
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Annoy a liberal: Work hard and be happy
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Practice safe snacks, use condiments
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I don't do things to fit in, I do things not to
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I was uncool before it was cool to be uncool
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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You call it stalking, I call it love
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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We can have our own opinions...no matter how wrong yours might be
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I only hate days that end in "y"
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I have good grammar! They don't know what their talking about!
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Just because I'm ADD doesn't mean...hey look, it's sparkly!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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If two wrongs don't make a right...try three
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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He's male...I find that attractive in a man
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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