Poisoning or sword. I think poisoning is a bit more intriguing.

i think zip ties pwn.
no blood, no sound. and reallly, realllllllllly messed up if you think about it.

"A is for arsenic that someone thought fun to put in the icing on top of a bun." Some music group that sings Edward Gorey poems

i'd smother him/her with my love.

awwwwww. that's sickly and cute.

I would........uh............give them chlamydia

icicle. then the murder weapon melts away.

quick, someone name the book.

wow.
THE CLAP.

i'm still sticking with ziptie.

I'd draft the fucker and send him to Iraq.

Let's not get political. That's a boring way to kill someone anyway. Then again, I would poison the creep.

what if they lived?

uh....actually.....to give someone clamidia i would have to have it myself...........so I guess not

i ziptied my wrist the other day. my ahnd was turning purple and i couldn't get it off. 2 boys ahd to help me. 1 to use the razor to try to cut it off, and the other to hold me down.

love is the best way to kill

or rather non-love. you could kill with a broken heart.

So many poisons at my disposal. Do I want it to be quick or slow and painful. Decisions, decisions.

No it's not, for freedom any man would give his only begotten son.

wood chipper.

i would either get them wasted and then push them down the stairs to make it look like a drunken accident... or i'd clock them over the head with a frozen leg of lamb then cook it up, thereby destroying the evidence (like in the Ray Bradbury story). gotta make sure you don't get caught.

i'm colddddd.
IF YOU WERE GOD FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

personally, i would make it easier to open brand new CD packages.

freeze time and take longest nap ever

there was a greek god who slept forever, though.
but that's not true.

such a bad topic...

I hope I never have to kill anyone... however if someone tried to harm my family ( or others) or myself, i would stop them by whatever means necessary.

some time ago, someone tried breaking into our old house in the middle of the night.... I am truely glad that the just the sound of my 870express 12ga pumping caused the intruders to bail..

(btw teh police show up FAST... when you g/f tells the 911 operator that someones in your house and her boyfriend and her are in the bedroom w/ a Shotgun...) looked like the whole damn police department showed up... they apparently want to get there before you shoot the intruder guys.

I once set my own murder afer playing a game of Queens (It's a fun little fortune telling game to see who get married to). Anyway, my 'wife' is a millionaire architect. It's night on the top of the three story maga mansion. She comes up behind me and swings a 2x4 hitting me in the head. I fall to the wet cement below and there I am burried. That was a fun one.

hehe...oh gunssssss.

i ant to be an architecht.
or an artist.
or a writer.

i think a cut-throat razor has a lot of charm, or a tommy gun is pretty stylish. i'd love to mow someone down with my car too. or tie piano wire across somewhere i know they'll be riding a bike. any kind of elaborate booby trap is pretty cool.
it'd be hillarious to make a jungle style pit full of sharpened stakes in someones office and see if they're actually dumb enough to step on the palm frond covering.

sweet. let me know when it's jungle pit day at the office -- i'm there.

I'd like to do it in an ironic sort of way...

Say they're a smoker? Drop a 1 ton giant cigarette on them from an averaged sized roof. Now that'd be SWEET.

i cpuld pull an indiana jones. i'm smoother and smaller.
there should seriosuly be things like that. soemthign called "National Natural Selection Day!"
hehe...

echoepidemic, i <3 that idea.
almost as much as the ziptie way.

"It wasn't smoking that killed him, it was the cigarette."

and if they were an exterminator.....i say we work on a giant plaster sculpture of a roach....

Or .. Pump their house full of toxic gas. :D

think one day, there will be a zombier apocolypse. and only the peopel that stay up late, like I, will survive...

Only the people who plan ahead, like me, will survive. :D

I've got my red herbs, my green herbs, and my blue herbs. I'M ALL SET BITCH! WOOHOO!

me too. i'm gunna kick ass. cuase swords work betetr than guns.

but keep in mind, if they're "demon zombies" or the zombies that can opperate machines, we're EFFED.

KILLING IS BAD

well, someoen ahs to do it.

"Deep down in every one of us is a tiny little murderer."
from Ron Whyte's Welcome to Andromeda.

whatever I would say could never top anything Freddy has done, he makes death funny and entertaining

riverxo...the lovely bones. and i'd throw them in the compactor at work, oh goodness that would be awful.

"me. i need one so bad. i've asked for a reprint abotu 15 times."

I thought you could not ask for a reprint more than once.

gone to ball have no fun

disclaimer:this would never happen:

i suppose very slowly.i would just do some good ol fashion shit with simple things like torture first,things like paper(for paper cuts)various knives and things like detol and lime juice or salt,then put a platic bag over thier head then strangle and stab um loads

shit thats not very nice!!i would never kill anything or anyone,although when fishing last year a swan got caught up in me line and nearly strangled itself to death!

lime juice and salt good and bad in many situations....your swan's near hanging reminded me of the time i nailed a skunk one night going 75 mph on the interstate. it got stuck up near the front grill and bumper, all that was left of him by the time i stopped and checked for damage was his tail. i swear my car stank sooo bad for the longest time after that. i ended up pulling the engine and having it and the front clip of the car pressure washed, it was a nightmare.

Haha! You killed a demon-spawn! You're going to hell for that!

I'd stick 'em with a plasma grenade & watch 'em run around screaming until it detonates. Works good on Elites every time.

ill make him/her listen to bananarama for a few days.
that will do it!