ekaj47
ekaj47 aka Jake is a 29.1 year old boy, has been a member since October 24, 2005, has scored 49945 submissions, giving an average score of 2.69.
  May 02 '08 by ekaj47        58 Comments        Watch this
got mine today - anyone else?

plans for the money?

its gonna be difficult to not just blow this on junk

i'm gonna buy a plane ticket home for a visit with the folks taking my lady with me so she can see how the other half lives

and possibly when she gets hers we will put some aside together to buy a new 37 or 42 inch tv we already have some money saved up for it

its just perfect timing as my account just reached zero and i dont get paid until next week


Direct Deposit Payments

If the last two digits of your Social Security number are:
Your economic stimulus payment deposit should be transmitted to your bank account by:

00 – 20
May 2

21 – 75
May 9

76 – 99
May 16

Paper Check

If the last two digits of your Social Security number are:
Your check should be in the mail by:

00 – 09
May 16

10 – 18
May 23

19 – 25
May 30

26 – 38
June 6

39 – 51
June 13

52 – 63
June 20

64 – 75
June 27

76 – 87
July 4

88 – 99
July 11

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lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on May 02 '08 at 10:30am
get mine next week. the mrs. and i might put it towards a cruise.
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 02 '08 at 10:31am
I'm spending mine on the surgery I can't afford as a middle-class american with suck ass health insurance that doesn't qualify for medicare/medicaid or governmental aid!
telaine
telaine on May 02 '08 at 10:33am
ooh handy chart! I see that our refund has made it but I'm not sure about the stimulus check
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 10:33am
this is one of those times i wish i was married and had 4 or 5 kids! you get an extra $300 for each kid! that can buy a bunch of legos
telaine
telaine on May 02 '08 at 10:35am
it's all going toward stuff for the house or loan for the house we just got!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 02 '08 at 10:39am
sweet!! i just checked and i mine just went in
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 02 '08 at 10:39am
Economic Stimulus check my fucking ass.
I have to use mine to pay bills, Im not going out and buying stuff!

Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on May 02 '08 at 10:41am
I think mine's going towards a new digital camera!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 02 '08 at 10:45am
i think im just gonna get a really good sandwich, and then sit on the rest
mezo
   mezo on May 02 '08 at 10:46am
I HATE THAT $600 SHIT. I don't want it. It's not like it's free money- like so many think. We're gonna have to pay it back next year. Shit.
Wiffler
Wiffler on May 02 '08 at 10:48am
Do they send them separately to individuals or in one lump sum if you're married?
mezo
   mezo on May 02 '08 at 10:49am
One lump, yo.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 10:49am
I hate that you hate it

i'll worry about next year next year
taz-pie
taz-pie on May 02 '08 at 10:51am
ehhh what is this about?
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 10:51am
ya but the stimulus money you spend on bills frees up your regular money to have fun with they cancel eachother out right no maybe
Wiffler
Wiffler on May 02 '08 at 10:52am
word? so who's SS# do they use - me or my old lady?
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on May 02 '08 at 10:52am
It's almost all going towards my credit card :o\

I'll prolly also buy myself somethin pretty, though, hehe.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 10:53am
the gobment sending you money in hopes you go out and spend it on something fun like a new tv or lots of booze or to see your favorite band in another state or a new remote controlled helicopter
taz-pie
taz-pie on May 02 '08 at 10:53am
i wish my government would give me money!!!
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 10:54am
littlem
littlem on May 02 '08 at 10:55am
i will pay towards tuitions with mine
taz-pie
taz-pie on May 02 '08 at 10:57am
woah guys, WOAH.

all we get here is a surprise donkey punch 53% increase in the cost of electricity :(
Khol
Khol on May 02 '08 at 10:59am
Tuition/textbooks/shoes :)
mezo
   mezo on May 02 '08 at 11:00am
Yeah, well, helping the economy out this year may hurt individuals next year when it's payback time.
Khol
Khol on May 02 '08 at 11:01am
Although, to be honest it'll probably all go towards nonsense and I'll regret not spending it more wisely later.
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 02 '08 at 11:01am
my friend who is an accountant says that the $600 is not taxable income for next year.
taz-pie
taz-pie on May 02 '08 at 11:01am
i wish i was joking about that sudden 53% increase in teh cost of electricity. can you imagine that?? freaking morons in government.
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on May 02 '08 at 11:03am
Is my stimulus payment taxable?

A. No. You will not owe tax on your payment when you file your 2008 federal income tax return. But you should keep a copy of the IRS letter you receive later this year listing the amount of your payment.

Q. If my stimulus payment is not going to affect my 2008 tax refund or increase the tax I owe next year, why is it I need to retain the letter that lists how much I received?

A. In the event you do not qualify for the full amount on your 2007 return but you do on your 2008 return, you will need to have the letter as a record of the amount you previously received. [New 4/11/08]

Q. Will the payment I receive in 2008 reduce my 2008 refund or increase the amount I owe for 2008?

A. No, the stimulus payment will not reduce your refund or increase the amount you owe when you file your 2008 return.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 11:05am
thats what i was worried having it taxed next year but people have told me its not gonna bite us in the end?

so mezo please smile that smile of yours and have fun with free money - throw it in the air - fart on it - do unthinkable acts with it as long as its fun
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 02 '08 at 11:06am
im gonna buy a bunch of frog DNA and make dinosaurs with it!
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on May 02 '08 at 11:07am
DAHNO DNA
smitten kitten
smitten kitten on May 02 '08 at 11:09am
Thanks for posting those check dates!
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 02 '08 at 11:09am
Its still not free.. I mean considering I spent more in gas money for my house and home than I did total in the two years proceeding. and I drive far less than I did.
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 02 '08 at 11:09am
We should all get our checks together, and throw a big ol' beggars banquet. Give the crazy homeless a nice night to remember, compliments of Uncle Sam - sorta, cause see, so many wonderful funding opportunities with this money but no- why be responsible and stuff?

anyway, let's rent out a swank hotel and get them showered and fed and given a nice nights sleep, kay?
wullagaru
   wullagaru on May 02 '08 at 11:11am
nah i get mine (if I get one, damn back student loan payments tking my tax return and maybe this as well) the 9th stupid high numbers
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 11:13am
i love the bums - if they could only have a leader and unite together across the states they would be a force to be reckoned with!

but i'm not so sure if we did throw a party for the bumless, that they would remember it!
thunderpeel
   thunderpeel on May 02 '08 at 11:20am
i am yet to be economically stimulated...

when the fed does get around to economically stimulating me, however, i'm going to play right into their hands and spend it all over their face.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 11:25am
ha see thats the spirit
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 02 '08 at 11:25am
they're doing them a week early... May 12th baby!
EricDiaz
EricDiaz on May 02 '08 at 11:34am
what the crap? They're not giving away free money?!
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 11:43am
what the shit man - someone is giving away money - its in my account!

mmm i do need to buy some chonies for my lady i will be visiting my old job at the porn shop today for a delivery - say hello to old friends and see whats new
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 02 '08 at 11:44am
chonies! yea. you could get a lot of panties for $600.

sadly my money goes to a bill.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 11:46am
yup i made her throw away all of her granny panties so i have to replace them! haha
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 02 '08 at 11:50am
ahahaha that's rad!
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on May 02 '08 at 11:50am
bleh! Being unemployed I have to responsibly use the money to pay rent and bills etc.

Although if I didn't need to do that I would probably either go clothes shopping or buy a bunch of leather & fabric so I can make more handbags :)
band-it
   band-it on May 02 '08 at 11:51am
june 20th?! so far away ):
kaleigh07
kaleigh07 on May 02 '08 at 11:53am
Well I guess since it didnt come today, it is going in under my [ex]husbands number... great.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on May 02 '08 at 11:57am
oh thats a bum deal kaleigh - hope you have no troubles collecting from him
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 02 '08 at 12:02pm
oh noes kaleigh!
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 02 '08 at 12:02pm
wait, if you filed separately then you should have it... right?

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