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ekaj47 aka Jake is a 29 year old boy, has been a member since October 24, 2005, has scored 49912 submissions, giving an average score of 2.69.

Sep 05 '07 by ekaj47

12 Comments

Watch this

future me emails

so today is the day of my birth

last year i sent myself a future me email

this is what i told myself - and it turns out i do have a lady an we have lots of the sex - so i'm ahead of the game. way to go old and new me

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Dear FutureMe,

I dont know if you have a constant lady right now, either way if you knew what was good for ya you'd have more sex. Get to it.

Your Old Self

future me website

squintygirl on Sep 05 '07 at 11:18am

My Old Self would be disgusted with Future Me. Quite annoyed at the very least. But this is a really cool idea.

mooseinmyshoe on Sep 05 '07 at 11:20am

APPY BURFDAY!

my old me wants to party with future me...but it's not allowed

wullagaru on Sep 05 '07 at 11:23am

good advice from future you

wullagaru on Sep 05 '07 at 11:24am

or for future you rather

shirtflirt on Sep 05 '07 at 11:26am

haha, nice one.

skafiend007 on Sep 05 '07 at 11:27am

Message to future me:

Look, you're almost done. Finish that damn play. And clean up the bedroom.

chelly on Sep 05 '07 at 11:29am

happy birthday and congrats on your sexual feats :D

skafiend007 on Sep 05 '07 at 11:31am

Message #2 from Future Me:

Well, genius we wouldn't be in jail if you had asked her for ID. And don't smile back at that guy in the shower tomorrow...

d3d on Sep 05 '07 at 11:35am

happy birthday man

squeegebeckenheim on Sep 05 '07 at 11:38am

Happy Birthady!

marblecargirl on Sep 05 '07 at 11:40am

Happy Birthday you!

and congrats on the lady and all the sex

ekaj47 on Sep 05 '07 at 11:41am

thanks all

my present self should be having a good time tonight

but i'm saving most of my party self for my buddies wedding this weekend - should be a blast

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