If you play this shirt backwards you hear the devil
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I want _______
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Openings: Apply Within
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I wish I could quit glue.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Got a black eye? Get a PANDA!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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A 4 letter word meaning a woman: (AUNT)
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Moby_Dick 2: IS IN MY PANTS
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Moby_Dick 2: MY PANTS
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Did I Mamet Something I Said?
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Make Me Some Onion Rings...WOMAN!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Make Me Some Onion Rings!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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HOLY CRUD ON A BUSCUIT!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Touch your nose. Who else touched their noses?
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Boobs are People Too
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Say overly cheesy pick up line then remove.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Too sexy for this shirt?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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shhh...we don't want to wake the microfibers!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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stop reading this shirt,stop reading this shirt,stop reading this
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I Speak Shirtanese, but only Buttoned Down Dialect
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Guess My Age...i dare ya!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Sweetness is the taste of a lovers elbo
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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My One Legged Dog and Your Mongaloid Child
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Ho HO Hannukah
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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i'm sorry, i didn't mean to be overly appologetic
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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children that bite and minds that melt
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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A Mouse, A drain, a Sewerside
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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"dinosaur blood" it's what makes your car run in the mo
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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they know what goes on in that pretty little head of yours
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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I hate the man that invented the yoplait container
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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pretentious questions 101: "What is a Ghetto?"
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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If I am poking you that means I am not biting my nails
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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the heart shaped necklace you wear is so cliche
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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mamet is like your mom
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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It Doesn't Mean I don't Have Feelings Too If I'm on the toilet
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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NAPOLEON SAVED THE JEWS!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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If I were a ninja I would stop world hunger
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Paste eaters do not know the painful delights of scissor chewing
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Pour the tea for an unbirthday of sorts
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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u were rude about my t-shirt slogan, now this one slaps your face
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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shrimp flies over kwai
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Halloween is for those too frightened to dress up on Unbirthdays
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Michelangelo beat up DaVinci like only a street thug would
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Me&the pentool made <3,now our childrn hve been left 2 the masses
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Mr Panda how did you get that black eye?
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Mr Panda who gave you that black eye?
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Too Late to Sleep, Too Late to Facebook, Too Late to Die
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Yo' Momma so fat Captain Ahabs Looking For Her
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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two legs good, eight legs better
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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I have never heard of this Dustin Hoffman you speak of!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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if Nam=Dead Babies, and Santa=Cookies, then Short Hair=?
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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I HAVE A PHD....in rubik's cubeology
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I used to belong to MENSA
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Rocks are hard too...
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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God Raped Mary
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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blueberry pie cures cancer
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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True Love isn't in the movies, that's cicumstantial lust
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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pandas are people too
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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u don't know this, but I own your soul
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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when I die you shall inherit my cat
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Now where did I leave Godot?
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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My loogie is bigger than your loogie
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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This Shirt's Owner Has A Crush On You
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I am an addict
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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the flower symbolizes loss of virginity
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I would be witty, but whats the point?
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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its okay, I have a fender
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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sparkling juice-the delicacy of youth
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I went down on Michelangelo's David
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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James Madison: the SexiestFoundingFather
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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I didn't kill bill, but I did kill phil
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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This Shirt Won gold in the 1972 olympics
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Moses gave me an ice cream cone
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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my shirt kissed your shirt's boyfriend
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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I am a starving artist...give me food!
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I make cheese, What can you do?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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my pie could beat up your muffin
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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I had Sex with a B-list Celebrity
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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my shirt doesn't know how to be witty
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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spermographer doesn't mean that
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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my puppy ran away, can I have yours?
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Iowa: have sex and not be heard
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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won my shirt playing strip poker: IRONY!
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Sorry I ate your Maccaroni Necklace :-(
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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