Do you know the muffin man? He owes me child support...
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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If you like this shirt then you'll love my stimulus package...
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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This isn't a shirt, it's a torso toupee.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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*I'm the asterisk on life's small print
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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The End is Near
(Someone start working on the epilogue!)
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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The door of opportunity seems to have locked behind me...
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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You can count on me-- I've got 10 fingers and 10 toes.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Exaggeration is waaayyyyyyyyyyy overrated.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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I can fly! (It's just that gravity is a minor setback...)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If I tell you, then I have to kill you
--so shut up and listen.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Speak up I'm eavesdropping!
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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*Available for a limited time only.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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shift to CAPITALISM.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Please tell me what to do: The voices in my head have laryngitis
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Why can't all us nouns get along?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I before E except when E cuts in line...
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I am more than the color of my shirt.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Medium Rare: I see slightly dead people.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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What the 01100110011101010110001101101011 is binary....?
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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It's like yesterday all over again.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Act like a chicken (back) Why's this idiot acting like a chicken?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Smell that? It's teen spirit.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Life is a trip and you forgot your pasport.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Life: Get yours today!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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...I'm the "After"
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Sold "As Is"
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I need some shirt on shirt action.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Leave a message after the beep.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I miss Four Square!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I own this in every color
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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(Insert Witty Banter.)
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt is proud to be fighting nakedness one body at a time!
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Fight Censorship: Write in Cursive!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Do not use if safety seal has been broken
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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(Free with purchase of equal or greater value)
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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