I have more tattoos than most people, bigger ones than most people too. I like alt-country music, alcoholic beverages, fried food and long distance running.

"Ladies is pimps too."
I live in flyover country. No-coast pride.

Here:
Let's Go buy Some Soda Pop
There, Their, they're
Beasts
Lochness Imposter
Pillow Fight
Water, Just Water
Well, This Just Really Sucks
My Pet Human
Grassoline
Music Box
Strangers with Candy
Lost a Wheel (in time for Christmas!)
We Are Made of Carbon